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I have a buddy that is a vegetarian not because he loves animals but because he hates plants!!!
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07-05-2011 22:24 by
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I just love hearing somebody lying, when I know the truth..
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07-05-2011 22:22 by
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Visa is everywhere you want to be…except out of debt.
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07-05-2011 22:22 by
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Waiting for someone to tell you they love you is like listening for windchimes in a hurricane.
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07-05-2011 22:20 by
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Just when you think you've heard it all, someone comes up with a brand new damn lie.
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07-05-2011 22:19 by
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Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they're out of control.
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07-05-2011 22:18 by
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LIFE is the art of drawing...WITHOUT an eraser
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07-05-2011 21:54 by
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I'm not drunk, I'm just trying to walk like Jack Sparrow.
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07-05-2011 20:35 by
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I hate it when a shower only has two options, either 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
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07-05-2011 20:13 by
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In RELATIONSHIP status they should add "Flirtationship"- more than a friendship, less than a relationship
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07-05-2011 20:07 by
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i mine as well go out and kill the person I hated forever and see if I get away with it.
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07-05-2011 19:51
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Attorney Jose Baez, Got Casey off the hook!! I'm just wondering if he does divorce cases...
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07-05-2011 19:41 by
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Well for Casey Anthony.... first is the book deals....then the movie deals....who said crime doesnt pay
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07-05-2011 19:32 by
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at the Casey Anthony Abortion Clinic, It's NEVER too late...
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07-05-2011 19:05
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New Florida tourism promo: "Need someone killed? Bring them to Orlando. Our jurors understand your predicament!"
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07-05-2011 18:49
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You know what would be better than leaving our porchlights on for Caylee tonight? Have hunters turn their spotlights on Casey and turn the hounds loose....
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07-05-2011 18:48
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Just heard the Octo mom called Casey Anthony asking her how to spell chloroform
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07-05-2011 18:38
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There should be a weight limit on High Heels!
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07-05-2011 18:23 by
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Not guilty? This is the worst episode of Law & Order ever.
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07-05-2011 18:09 by
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I never realized how many people I know that cared about Britney Spears's sister...
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07-05-2011 18:07 by
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