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For a year numbered 2020, it's amazing how blind some folks can be. 
Dr. Fauci said we must limit stores to 10 looters at a time.
🎶 ...No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreadin' your germs all over the place... 🎶
I’m convinced that Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars are made by Dyson.
I'm almost to the point of thinking that the only thing that can unite us is a Netflix show about a gay zoo owner, with a platinum blonde mullet.
I can't believe it's riot season already. I still have my COVID19 decorations up.
I've come to the conclusion that my Alexa is just another pet by how often I have to tell her no every day.
Will the last person to leave NY remember to bring a pizza?
You know. The world would be a happier place if everyone had the same sense of humor as the guy who named his supermarket chain Piggly Wiggly.
I broke up with my girlfriend. She has leprosy and I got tired of picking up after her.
Q. What's in the toilet of the USS Enterprise? A. The Captain's log.
Does anyone know if they have early morning looting hours for us seniors?
My paperless origami business folded.
The wife asked me to sell my Hall and Oates collection. I said I can’t go for that, no can do.
All the major casinos are complaining about how much money they’ve lost. Now they know how we feel!!
The only thing worse than not getting a joke, is being offended by one.
Too bad Freddie Mercury was a fl@mer. He could've had any 67 year old woman in the northeastern US.
Well… This is one way to get Mexico to build that wall
It's a five minute walk from my home to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering...
Pretending that looters, rioters, assaulters and arsonists are "peaceful protesters" does not make you look like a sympathizer. It makes you look like an id!ot.. 