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If Casey Anthony writes a book called "If I did it", I will snap.
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07-06-2011 17:51 by
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Money can't buy you happiness but I'd rather be unhappy and in a Bentley
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07-06-2011 17:45 by
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My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka.
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07-06-2011 17:42 by
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the art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook!!!
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07-06-2011 17:33 by
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misses being naked and playing twister with the cat.
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07-06-2011 17:31 by
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just told my kids about the Casey Anthiny verdict and that if they didn't shape up I was moving the family to Florida
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07-06-2011 17:29 by
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Some girl in China lost her virginity at 12, her name was 'SUM YUNG HO'
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07-06-2011 16:38
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Facebook Skype: now married people can cheat via Skype while watering their crops on FarmVille.
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07-06-2011 16:35 by
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Casey Anthony must be a slut, it took 12 people to get her off..
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07-06-2011 16:15
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What did 0 say to 8? "Hey, nice belt!
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07-06-2011 15:58
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if Casey Anthony didn't pay her taxes, she'd be in prison right now
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07-06-2011 15:46 by
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I wonder if that Casey Anthony chic is single?.... She's gotta be a Maniac in the bedroom!!.
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07-06-2011 15:23
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wants to start a women's magazine called "Period". And some months I'll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.
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07-06-2011 15:18
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After being dumped, everyone should have the right to tie their ex up and interrogate them.
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07-06-2011 15:07 by
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I don't get why all my drug dealers are so unreliable?
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07-06-2011 15:04
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Before we work on artificial intelligence, Why don't we do somthing about natural stupidity?
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07-06-2011 15:01 by
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Dear girl with flip flops on and has six toes. I enjoy your confidence but let's get some boots on
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07-06-2011 14:56
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There should be a temporary ignore function on cell phones.
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07-06-2011 14:53 by
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Remembers the days when editing a photo involved for scissors and tape...
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07-06-2011 14:14
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Still Cant Believe Were More Than Halfway Through This Year o:
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