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the bigger the sunglasses, the uglier the face
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07-07-2011 21:04 by
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my new summer accesory is a fly swatter, not to use on flies but to actually pimp slap people who feel that its not necessary to use deodorant
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07-07-2011 21:01 by
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man code #3: if your friends zipper is down, that's his problem, you didn't see nothing
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07-07-2011 20:57 by
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pimpin hoes doesn't mean you have game, just means your own kind recognize you
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07-07-2011 20:55 by
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ladies first is just a polite way of saying I wanna check out your booty
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07-07-2011 20:47 by
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janet jackson flashes a titty and all hell breaks loose, while on the other hand rick ross can just flaunt his knockers anywhere he wants
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07-07-2011 20:45 by
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9 out of 10 men prefer a woman with a big booty, the 10th guy prefers the 9 other men
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07-07-2011 20:41
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some girls look better witout glasses, thats why I never bring mine to the club
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07-07-2011 20:36 by
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how badass would it be if USA came out in Mighty Duck's jerseys?
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07-07-2011 20:36
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just finished eating some generic frosted flakes, they're allllllllright, I guess
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07-07-2011 20:35 by
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if only you could put people up to the light to see if they're fake or real like a 20 dollar bill
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07-07-2011 20:34 by
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I probably should have put my real birthdate, because I just woke up to a bunch of happy birthday's on my wall.
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07-07-2011 20:07 by
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Initials and Acronyms. Casey Marie Anthony=CMA=Caylee's Murderer Acquitted
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07-07-2011 19:51 by
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I wash my hands so many times a day, I couldn't contract OCD even if I wanted to.
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07-07-2011 19:05 by
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Girl, not even the Kool-Aid man could bust through your emotional walls.
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07-07-2011 19:04 by
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I've been shopping for a new desk. Still can't find one with a headboard.
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07-07-2011 18:43 by
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My brain returns to its default settings every ten minutes.
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07-07-2011 18:03 by
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decided to clean house since it is raining. Now it smells of Murphy oil soap and Pine-Sol.. Instead of Sex and Candy.
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07-07-2011 17:18 by
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Lightning strike at Caylee Anthonys memorial 'could be a sign from the angels'
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07-07-2011 17:13
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The Twelve Jurors In The Casey Anthony Trial. Names Released! Homer Simpson, Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Kelly Bundy, Eric Cartman Joey Tribbiani, Beavis, Butthead, Edith Bunker, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Coyote.
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07-07-2011 16:51 by
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