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Today I met a FOOL who has both, his girlfriend and her mother as friends on his Facebook.
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08-26-2011 02:33
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Every time I lose some weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.
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08-26-2011 01:29
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Before you go in and fight for something, just make sure its worth the effort and time.
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08-26-2011 01:27
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Relationships are like math problems. Sometimes you have to take someone out of the equation, put someone else in, and everything balances out.
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08-26-2011 01:20
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Sitting here eating a dozen wings thinking how badly I want to be a vegetarian.
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08-26-2011 00:09
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Shakespear in prison: To take it or not to take it, THAT is the question
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08-26-2011 00:08
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Steve Jobs' text was meant to say: "I reign as CEO of Apple" autocorrect gone bad strikes again!
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08-25-2011 23:49 by
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Uncle sam & all his relatives gotta take a piece of my paycheck. Half of these people I don't even know what they do...like who the hell is FICA???
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08-25-2011 22:37
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playing cards is a lot like marriage...if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.
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08-25-2011 22:13
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I hope hurricane Irene takes care of "Jersey Shore"... Permanently!
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08-25-2011 22:09 by
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WOW! Monty Hall turns 90 today - apparently he was offered 12 more year of healthy living, or he could trade it for what's behind door #2
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08-25-2011 21:50
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May the force of Hurricane Irene wipe out the entire "Jersey Shore" cast. Lord, hear our prayer!
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08-25-2011 21:29
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has a bad case of SRH!!! (Sperm retention headache)
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08-25-2011 21:21
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I can't decide if this thick orange sky color over New York is beautiful or too close to a chemical attack of some sort.
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08-25-2011 19:42 by
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Am I a hypochondriac? Well, a cloud just went in front of the sun and I thought I was fainting.
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08-25-2011 19:40 by
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If your azz is as wide as an ax handle, you shouldn't be allowed to use "LMAO"
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08-25-2011 18:56 by
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There's some consolation in the fact that even though your dreams haven't come true.... neither have your nightmares.
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08-25-2011 18:44 by
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Refuses to add his co workers on Facebook, I don't want them to see all the sh!t I talk about them on there.
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08-25-2011 18:24 by
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The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst - So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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08-25-2011 17:43 by
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maybe they should make a game for your phone where you can shoot women into the air with a slingshot and try to destroy everything men say and call it ANGRY B*TCHES
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