There's a sign in the bathroom that says "DO NOT FLUSH FOREIGN OBJECTS," and I ate chinese food for lunch! To the next guy to use this stall: Sorry, I'm just obeying the rules...
If you purchased $1000 worth of Delta airlines stock one year ago, you would have $49. If you invested it in aig you'd have $33. If you spent $1000 on beer and recycled the cans you would have $214.50. Therefor drinking heavily is your best investment.