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■When I was little… I always thought the moon was following my car. 
well why dont you post a white joke? oh that's right there isn't any because blacks can't write.
If “Oscar De La Toya Jackson” isn't the best drag queen name ever, then I don't know what I'm doing in these heels and boxing gloves anymore.
When facisim goes to sleep, it checks underneith it's bed for Ron Paul!
What's the objective for Jewish football......To get the quarterback!
Anyone else see FB Bugs?! ̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨They drive you crazy and you can't wıpe them off your screen!!
if there's a camera flash in the picture, she's prolly too ugly for you bro!
Some people just need a kiss...on the side of the head...with a metal bat
I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet. But only for about 30 seconds.
Fridays are like a metaphor for mullets.....Business during the day, and partying at night!
No matter what it is I'm doing, there's always about an 85% chance I'm supposed to be doing something else.
I feel like if I'm ever arrested by a sexy female cop I owe it to both of us to resist a little bit.
Just got the new Payton Manning Bobble Head Doll....But the head won't move!!
Her: The trash needs taken' out....Me (pushing trash down): NOPE, it's good!!
Trying to pop a zit in the middle of my back with bar-b-que tongs and a mirror.....sucks living alone.
The streets are jam packed full of cars this morning... that speech last night must of created a ton of jobs...get real people
Had a great past weekend at Myrtle Beach with my girlfriend. She only caught me looking twice at women on the beach... The bruises are almost gone....!!!!
Facebook has allowed me to bring my "He's a distraction to the rest of the class" from grade school to a global scale!!
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the begging, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're wishing you had a club and a spade.
What you give to a woman is multiplied. Give her sperm, she gives you baby. Give her a house, she gives a home. Give her groceries, she gives you a meal. Give her a smile, she gives you her heart. Give her a little crap, she gives you a ton of sh!t. 