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   messageicon Chapstick should be marketed as making-out lube.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 17:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since today is Labor Day, I am dressing up as a union goon and beating up everyone with a different opinion from mine
←Rate | 09-05-2011 17:25 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies!
←Rate | 09-05-2011 17:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If plungers could talk, you wouldn't own one.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 17:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The condoms I use are so sensitive thet stick around to talk to the chick for an hour afer I leave.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 17:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Colonel Khadafi looks like Carlos Santana.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 16:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Preview of Obama's job speech: I may need one in two years.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 16:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gotta think Peyton Manning's neck injury has something to do with that giant forehead of his.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 16:11 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I met a farmer who genetically altered a chicken to have six legs so his kids didn't fight over the drumsticks. I asked him how it tasted. He said he didn't know. He couldn't catch it.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 16:10 by MTQ Comments (0)  


   messageicon asks..what's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 15:58 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon the WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly...."
←Rate | 09-05-2011 15:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon alright ladies! Lets sing a song! If you're drunk and you know it,c raise you shirt!
←Rate | 09-05-2011 14:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?
←Rate | 09-05-2011 13:38 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, "I shaved my vajayjay in the bath and you know what that means?" I said, "The drain is clogged?"
←Rate | 09-05-2011 13:07 by Thela Hun Ginjeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someday, I hope to be able to afford an iPhone...like the girl in front of me paying for her groceries with food stamps.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 11:47 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon The later I get, the drunker it is.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 11:39 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best thing about the internet: It's available to everyone. The worst thing about the internet: - It's available to everyone.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 11:38 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon shoutout to all the ugly b!tch's who have "pretty girl rock" as their ringtone.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 11:38 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say you never forget your first love and it's true, there isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about beer.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 11:38 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Morgan Freeman was smart then he would record himself giving his eulogy.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 11:37 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  



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