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FYI - If you find bit of the satellite, you have to call the police and someone from NASA (prob Bruce Willis) will come over to collect it, apparently!...... 
I just saw Tom from MySpace on Google +... You know the site sux when the sites creator hauls a$$!
If Starbucks delivered, the world would be a better place!
hoping for the falling satellite to hit the entire cast of Jersey Shore.
Hey guy's, don't forget to clear your browser history every 5 minutes just in case that satellite hits you......
On a scale of 1-10 I give this day a middle finger
Unfollow, Unfriend, & Delete are the Stop, Drop & Roll safety instructions when it comes to the internet's most annoying people.
if NASA scientists are so smart, why didnt they pay attention to physics...what goes up must come down
Just had a very positive experience with Verizon Customer Service. What the hell is this world coming to?
Now that "Don't Ask Don't Tell" is repealed, is it okay to admit I like the song "Drops of Jupiter?"
Your call to action went straight to voicemail.
I've decided to get in shape. The shape will be “potato”.
I wonder if the people that voted for Obama are the same people that voted for Sanjaya on American Idol?
Put on clean whitie tighties...Check. What other falling satellite preparations should I be making??.....
Never smoke weed and go to a Catholic Mass. It's a pretty long service, you'll get the munches, and end up trying to take communion like 6 times.
I carry a diaper with me so I can hold it up and shout "excuse me, you dropped your adult diaper" when people cut in line.
NASA says there is a 1 in 3000 chance debris from their satellite could hit someone. *Please be Casey Anthony, Please be Casey Anthony, Please be Casey Anthony*
I wanna slap any man who thinks it's ok to hit a woman and then slap any woman that stays with a man who hits her.
I wonder if the people that applaud Michelle Bachmann at the debates are the same people that voted for Sanjaya on American Idol.
E=MC2 ...ish 