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D*CK-RID·ING² [dik,rahy-ding] - noun. The Act of Continuously OVER-praising an individual, with intentions of being noticed.
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It sucks when you're on Facebook, and you see people having more fun in their lives than you do.
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09-05-2011 04:44
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If you can't tell if a girl is fat or pregnant, don't say anything.
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09-05-2011 04:39
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Wow, you're tall. Do you play basketball? ..Wow, you're short. Do you play mini golf?
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09-05-2011 04:35
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Don't make fun of a fat guy with a lisp. He's probably thick and tired of it.
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09-05-2011 04:24
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How do I approach my neighbors and tell them that their WiFi isn't working properly and they might need to reset the modem?
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09-05-2011 04:23
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Getting mad at people because you did something stupid only makes you an angry stupid fool.
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09-05-2011 04:18
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The most unpleasant people on Earth: Old, wounded, narrow-minded and religious types.
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09-05-2011 04:07
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Ladies; if you don't know how to dance, just spell your name with your butt. Problem solved.
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09-05-2011 04:06
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"Hold on playa!" ~ Ghetto Yield sign.
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09-05-2011 04:04
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My phone battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie.
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09-05-2011 04:01
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That rather uneasy moment when Jesus comes back to Earth, but everyone moved to Mars.
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09-05-2011 03:56
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Dear Curiosity, Please just put the gun down and lets talk this out. ~ Sincerely, Cat
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09-05-2011 03:51
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I speak 3 languages ENGLISH, SARCASM, & SEXUAL INNUENDOS
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09-05-2011 03:47
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So if 69 is... you know... is 99 planking?
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09-05-2011 03:40
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I swear my touchscreen phone touches its self when no one is looking
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09-05-2011 03:35
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"YOU SHOULD'VE COME WITH US!" well, inviting me would've helped..
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09-05-2011 03:33
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Love is like your shadow...the more steps you make towards it the further it moves away from you...but yet it follows you around your whole life.
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09-05-2011 03:29
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Don't ever break a pinkie promise. That stuff is legit and legally binding.
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09-05-2011 03:26
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There are two types of people I hate in this world: Nosey people AND people who won't tell me what the hell is going on in their lives.
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