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I'm calling child protective services on Mother Nature.
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09-07-2011 10:47
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when someone posts something like, "In a bad mood. Don't ask!". They actually want you to ask and are looking for attention.
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09-07-2011 10:26
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If Febreze is really that damn good then maybe they should consider putting a douche on the market.
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09-07-2011 10:24
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when contemplating a murder-suicide, always kill yourself first
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09-07-2011 10:23 by
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You know what my problem is? People telling me what my problem is.
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09-07-2011 09:21 by
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Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better
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09-07-2011 09:19 by
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There would be a lot less entering of "Do not enter" areas if they didn't have a "Do not enter" sign.
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09-07-2011 09:19 by
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The word "lulz" hurts my eyes. Please make it stop.
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09-07-2011 09:17 by
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really dont like joggers.. watch the news isnt it a lil suspicious they are always the ones who find the bodies
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09-07-2011 09:15 by
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Having trouble with your iPhone saying “No Service”? Just put your shirt and shoes back on.
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09-07-2011 09:15 by
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Satan came to me in a dream and asked if I was afraid. I said, "Hell no, I married your sister, didn't I?"
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09-07-2011 08:48 by
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I cried myself to sleep every night for ten years until I found out that some c*nt had stuffed my pillow with onions.
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09-07-2011 07:25 by
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I woke up this morning and found my big toe was missing, in it's place was a litte note that read 'gone to market'
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09-07-2011 07:21 by
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Love my new job. It's at a work free drug place.
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09-07-2011 06:32 by
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I don't think any woman could ever break my heart as much as the prequels to Star Wars did.
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09-07-2011 05:44 by
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The Mayan Calendar says the world will end on Dec 21, 2012, which really means a lot of babies will be born on Sept 21, 2013.
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09-07-2011 05:43 by
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Does anyone know what the other half of the battle is?
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09-07-2011 05:42 by
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"If your wife can't handle a compliment, maybe she shouldn't keep such a well groomed moustache!"
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09-07-2011 04:22 by
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Stop criminals and repeat offenders - DO NOT re-elect them!
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09-07-2011 04:17
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How come Obama doesn't eat pickles? because he can't get his head in the jar...
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09-07-2011 02:26 by
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