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   messageicon Almost went to jail today, scared the crap out of me. Yeah, those monopoly games get pretty intense bro.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 15:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Condoms should change to different colors according to whatever disease they come in contact with.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 15:57 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I only drink on two occasions; when its my birthday and when its not.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 15:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aaaaaahhhhhh.....Friday.....time for the Beer-Goggle Olympics. But be careful single peeps, 'cuz once the sun comes up, you COULD find yourself in a bad horror movie. WHOOP!! Have a GREAT weekend!!
←Rate | 09-23-2011 15:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Real friends share the same enemies.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 15:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - If you find bit of the satellite, you have to call the police and someone from NASA (prob Bruce Willis) will come over to collect it, apparently!......
←Rate | 09-23-2011 14:06 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw Tom from MySpace on Google +... You know the site sux when the sites creator hauls a$$!
←Rate | 09-23-2011 13:43 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Starbucks delivered, the world would be a better place!
←Rate | 09-23-2011 13:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping for the falling satellite to hit the entire cast of Jersey Shore.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 13:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey guy's, don't forget to clear your browser history every 5 minutes just in case that satellite hits you......
←Rate | 09-23-2011 13:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a scale of 1-10 I give this day a middle finger
←Rate | 09-23-2011 12:53 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unfollow, Unfriend, & Delete are the Stop, Drop & Roll safety instructions when it comes to the internet's most annoying people.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 12:19 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon if NASA scientists are so smart, why didnt they pay attention to physics...what goes up must come down
←Rate | 09-23-2011 12:19 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just had a very positive experience with Verizon Customer Service. What the hell is this world coming to?
←Rate | 09-23-2011 12:18 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that "Don't Ask Don't Tell" is repealed, is it okay to admit I like the song "Drops of Jupiter?"
←Rate | 09-23-2011 12:17 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your call to action went straight to voicemail.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 12:14 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've decided to get in shape. The shape will be “potato”.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 12:13 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if the people that voted for Obama are the same people that voted for Sanjaya on American Idol?
←Rate | 09-23-2011 12:08 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Put on clean whitie tighties...Check. What other falling satellite preparations should I be making??.....
←Rate | 09-23-2011 11:55 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never smoke weed and go to a Catholic Mass. It's a pretty long service, you'll get the munches, and end up trying to take communion like 6 times.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 11:26 by DonDee500k Comments (0)  



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