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Trust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she wont tell your wife!!! 
21 years old? 5 kids? That's not a vajayjay, that's a Pez dispenser.
A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own.
dear automatic flushing toilet, I wasnt finished. calm the FUWK down!!!
What I resent most about 2011 : No Jetson Backpacks
This weekends weather forecase includes scatterd showers throughout the day, a high of 76 degrees and a low of 60. ...Oh yeah, and theres probably gonna be a satellite falling from the sky. =|
Just heard on the news we're still waiting on news of the falling satellite. Anyone know where Bruce Willis is?
Dear Fork, I know I've never contacted you since I ran away with the plate. But I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon
Illiterate? Well then sign up today for free online reading classes!
Whenever I go through a junk drawer and see things like a battery, a paper clip, several old rubberbands, an old watch, and a glasses repair kit I always wonder-WWMD? What would MacGuyver do?
Those damn NASA Scientists couldnt tell me where the satellite was landing...now have to figure out alternative ways of getting rid of my ex
just heard the weather news, a chance of rain and dead satellite falling in the US.
The wife and I just sat in a hot car and bickered for six hours. It was the same as going on vacation except we saved $1000.
You know what I really hate? When I miss someones call by a few minutes and when I call back they don't answer
I hate it when teachers say, “You think it's funny?” Obviously it is, if it wasn't I wouldn't be laughing…
Best thing about being single… -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!
I removed my windshield wipers and now I don't get parking tickets. Suck it meter maids!
My advice for pretty much anything that's broken is "did you try and jiggle it?".
Just got off the phone with my bookie. If the space junk hits any of the members of Nickelback I will be a very wealthy man.
"You are very squishy. So I shall name you squishy. And you shall be my little squishy."
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