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   messageicon Brass Monkey - That funky Monkey Brass Monkey - Junkie That funky Monkey. That's funny, right? No? Dang.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 15:39 by Corn Squeezins Comments (0)  


   messageicon If sex between 3 people is called a Threesome and sex between 2 people is called a Twosome... Why is Handsome still a compliment? ;)
←Rate | 09-25-2011 15:31 by myshitdontstink Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because STRESSED spelled backwards spells DESSERTS. ;)
←Rate | 09-25-2011 15:29 by booger Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw the neighbor's little kid trying to put some whipped cream on his pet cat. I'm thinking he overheard something last night he wasn't supposed to
←Rate | 09-25-2011 15:25 by fukdaworld Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is Waaay to much stuff moving around on Facebook! My ADD is definately getting the best of me now!
←Rate | 09-25-2011 14:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey were dudes it's Sunday and our teams are playing, were gonna talk about football, you wanna make a good wife one day then get used to it
←Rate | 09-25-2011 14:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ay, were dudes it's Sunday and our teams are playing, were gonna talk about football, you wanna make a good wife one day then get used to it
←Rate | 09-25-2011 14:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment when you hit the submit button and realize you just misspelled a word you went over 100x's with your 7 yr. olds spelling words.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 14:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shagged this model who works for Abercrombie & Fitch last night... She was amazing, them new mannequins are so realistic!
←Rate | 09-25-2011 14:29 by Memz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think the employee dicount at a Dollar General Store is,"Here, just Take it."?
←Rate | 09-25-2011 14:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't buy love.."That's called prostitution"
←Rate | 09-25-2011 14:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon silence produce the best answer to a stupid question..
←Rate | 09-25-2011 14:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what does pink floyd and dale earnhart have in common? their last hit was the wall
←Rate | 09-25-2011 14:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People should understand a smile is not an invitation for a conversation.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 13:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are the reason for reasons.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 13:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No offence but, Jesus was an underpaid carpenter before he decided to become a full-time messiah.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 13:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People with little or no education love to argue the most.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 13:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woke up this morning and turned the T.V. on to find out I now have 3,000,000 channels! I'm not sure who put that satellite on my roof but thanks!
←Rate | 09-25-2011 12:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just bought a toilet brush, gee that thing hurts so I'll just stick with the toilet paper
←Rate | 09-25-2011 12:34 by Mikayla Comments (0)  


   messageicon That uneasy moment when you realise Facebook has made more CHANGES than OBAMA.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 12:20 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  



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