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   messageicon It's going to take a lot more than a few “LIKES” on my Facebook page to make me forget what an ass you were in high school.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 14:19 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can we have a moment of silence for those unfortunate souls who have never smoked weed...
←Rate | 09-27-2011 14:11 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have to question whether or not your behavior is acceptable - it's probably not.... and we should definitely hang out.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 14:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When all is said and done" It will be really quiet.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 14:03 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I could get fired and get paid $25 million like Charlie Sheen.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 14:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry, I'm not yawning because what you're saying is "boring." I'm merely stretching my mouth before I excercise it when I say "SHUT THE F*** UP!"
←Rate | 09-27-2011 14:01 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charlie Sheen get $25,000,000 settlement to not work? I did something seriously wrong with my life
←Rate | 09-27-2011 14:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Virgin: Deeper Hooker: Harder Wife: mmm grey would be a nice color for the ceiling
←Rate | 09-27-2011 13:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Idiot friend : man the economy sucks there no jobs anywhere. ME : I'll give you a job, can you start tomorrow? Idiot friend : man I wish I could but I'm busy all day. Me: so how is Gears of War 3? Idiot friend : Fricking awesome man.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 13:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making love is an art form and there is always some guy who doesn't know how to use his paintbrush. And there is always some girl whose canvas has had one too many brushstrokes.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 13:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The world needs fewer judgmental people." - Some stupid idiot person, probably.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 13:07 by manduh78 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well'p just saw my fb friend count go down a notch... I wonder if it's something I might have said....
←Rate | 09-27-2011 12:46 by Mike M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just told my girlfriend to call me before she heads home so I will have time to get the beer, smoke and strippers out of here and she "thinks" I was joking.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 12:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who's the most popular guy at the nudist camp? The one carrying two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 12:14 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon A recent independant survey claims that 1 in 10 women wear dirty panties on a regular basis. Not really sure I believe that statistic. Something smells a kinda fishy to me......
←Rate | 09-27-2011 12:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call the useless piece of skin around a vag*na? A woman.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 12:11 by Corn Squeezins | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just told my girlfriend to call me before she heads home so I will have time to get the beer, smoke and strippers out of here and she "thins" I was joking.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 12:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear haters: "Thank you for reminding me that I'm everything that you can never be"
←Rate | 09-27-2011 12:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I breakup with someone, I breakup with their photos, their phone numbers and their memories.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 12:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where did you learn how to whisper? In a damn helicopter? Geeez
←Rate | 09-27-2011 11:48 by b u b entertaining Comments (0)  



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