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I wonder what comes out when you vomit in a brita filter
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09-11-2011 19:14 by
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It's ironic that Barack Obama says "we shall not live in fear" as he stands behind bullet-proof glass making his speech at the WTC memorial.
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09-11-2011 19:04
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You have a choice. You can throw in the towel, or you can use it to wipe the sweat off of your face.
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09-11-2011 17:40
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Thou Shalt Not Contact People From Your Distant Past While Intoxicated
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09-11-2011 17:32 by
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why did stevie wonder stop writing songs? he dropped his pencil.
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09-11-2011 17:07
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I propose a variation of "Punch Buggy" called "Too Old for a Stroller". When you see a 7 y/o being carted down the street, slug the parent.
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09-11-2011 16:28
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To the people of the land of the free and home of the brave ...we salute you and mourn with you...
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09-11-2011 16:24
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United 93: The first counteroffensive in the war on terror
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09-11-2011 15:08
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It's my dream to take a stretch limo to a drive thru, pay at the first window & pick up my food at the second window without moving my car.
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09-11-2011 14:46 by
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Don't do the crime, if you can't handle the anal.
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09-11-2011 13:49
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No one deserves to be anyone's dirty little secret or backup plan.
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09-11-2011 13:48
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What a wifey understands, a ho could never comprehend.
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09-11-2011 13:35
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I just saw a baby with a shirt that said "Pardon my nipple breath"
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09-11-2011 12:51
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Next time you get a call on your cell and you dont know who it is, answer it.... 'hello, westwood sperm bank, you squeeze it - we freeze it' !
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09-11-2011 12:32
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4 out of 5 men prefer women with big asses. The 5th guy prefers the other 4 guys
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09-11-2011 12:00
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Twinkle twinkle little snitch , mind your own business you nosey b*tch.
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09-11-2011 11:57
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That rather uneasy moment when the person you hate is still breathing.
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09-11-2011 11:56
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Teacher: What comes after 69? Smart-a$$ Student: Mouthwash.
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09-11-2011 11:51
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Don't confuse being stupid with being in love. There is a huge difference.
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09-11-2011 10:23
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Just because we don't know what name to call what we are to each other doesn't make what we have any less serious.
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