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Here's one for the women.......................... It's a 5-speed vibrator kind of day.
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09-14-2011 14:48 by
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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job? What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses?
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09-14-2011 14:37 by
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I put the alcohol in Alzheimer's. Not in the word... I just like to get old people drunk. Then I tell them I'm their son and borrow money.
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09-14-2011 14:36 by
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I saw a guy with an eye patch today, so of course I had to ask him how the fun and games were before the injury.
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09-14-2011 14:35 by
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To all the women I've loved before, I have found someone better.
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09-14-2011 14:34 by
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Nothing's more disappointing than getting a message, hoping it's from that girl you love, and it turns out to be from your wife instead.
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09-14-2011 14:30 by
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Starbucks now sells coffee in a 32oz size, called a "trenta"... For those of you who feel like having diarrhea ALL day
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09-14-2011 13:51
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whenever I watch an old 60's or 70's movie I wonder how cool it wouldve been to live then, then I realized 90 percent of what I do would take an hour on a rotatory phone and sending 5 letters a day...go 2000's
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09-14-2011 13:42
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46% of violence on T.V. occurs in cartoons.
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09-14-2011 13:26
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Before you repent, make sure you have sinned
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09-14-2011 13:13
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You don't have to get well soon. Take your sweet time.
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09-14-2011 13:13
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“Sorry, I didn't mean to break your liver.” – someone who is not an expert at breaking hearts.
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09-14-2011 13:10
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Yeah, you look smart but I don't trust my eyesight much.
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09-14-2011 13:09
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Music caters to every type of moment, mood and moron.
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09-14-2011 13:05
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Zombway....Eat Flesh.
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09-14-2011 13:02 by
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I don't have haters..I have confuse admires.
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09-14-2011 12:54
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If your problem has a solution solve it. If it doesn't, why worry about it?
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09-14-2011 12:53
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Superman's disguise sucks when I took my glasses off the police still knew it was me.
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09-14-2011 12:50
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tired of all the vegetarians thinking they are better than everyone: my food EATS your food!!!
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09-14-2011 12:44
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Excuse me Sir, you can barely fit in your car yet here you are trying to fit in a pair of skinny jeans?
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