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love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night. 
If women were born with remote controls, the most commonly used buttons would be: PAUSE, MUTE, FAST-FORWARD, and SLEEP.
looking for CHANGE? Vote Zuckerberg for president!
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol at my house may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties
A crazy girlfriend is cute. But a crazy Ex-girlfriend is a nightmare
Fellas: treat her special EVERYDAY, not just on a HOLIDAY or her BIRTHDAY..
I bet you 20 dollas I'm broke
The new facebook has been renamed "Facebook Inception". It has a newsfeed within a newsfeed within a newsfeed.
Miss Right looks Wrong without make-up.
Ladies: you should be grateful for even the smallest of things a man does for you. Why? Because he took time out of his day, to make your day more beautiful and special.
Oprah makes $315,000,000/year = $26,000,000/month = $6,000,000/week = $850,000/day = $35,000/hour = $600/minute = $10/second
"That's The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia"
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and shear lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.
the new Judical System … GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY … and this is a country that is always trying to rule another !!
the new layout on facebook has me more confused than a baby in a strip club....wtf?
Yeah, keep complaining about the new Facebook. Unless you PAY FOR IT, I don't think any of us have the room to complain.
@ Justice -- executiion was delayed. Just because everyone said he "did it" doesn't mean he did.
at 11:08 pm. Troy Davis got what he had coming for the last 20 years. Jury said he did it. Court of Appeals said he did it. Federal Judge said he did it. Supreme Court Said he did it.
*Phew* "Thank God I'm White" -Casey Anthony When She Read The Troy Davis Story
I'll bet Facebook made all those changes because they think we're black
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