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   messageicon U know I bet people would become a lot nicer if they sold people tags like they sell deer tags. Once a year you can buy a tag and take out that 1 special person
←Rate | 10-10-2011 04:41 by JB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Becareful how you treat people.... for the toes you step on today may be connected to the @$$ you kiss tomorrow
←Rate | 10-10-2011 03:58 by Capt JJack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone text me a in & out burger?
←Rate | 10-10-2011 03:22 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me an artist, I draw attention.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 02:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon umm can I have a coke?” “is pepsi ok?” “I dont know is monopoly money ok?”
←Rate | 10-10-2011 02:19 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have Big Boobs, I am amazing at Call of Duty, and I can make a really good sandwich, Unfortunately I am a guy...
←Rate | 10-10-2011 02:14 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crowded elevators smell different to little people
←Rate | 10-10-2011 01:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanted to treat myself to something expensive today..So I went and got gas for my car
←Rate | 10-10-2011 01:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Met someone today at the dentist with only a dollar to their name all they could afford was buck teeth
←Rate | 10-10-2011 01:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw a man with one arm walk into a second hand store.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 01:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Middle finger up to my old life.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 01:16 by Sader Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Get off my Beach" First words spoken to Christopher Columbus by the Original Native American's
←Rate | 10-10-2011 01:14 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing fuels my alcoholism more than listening to friends talk about their pets as if they were children.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 01:01 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's always five o'clock in my liver
←Rate | 10-10-2011 00:59 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Then again, we'd eat less hot dogs if they were called "pig lips & horse nipple tubes".
←Rate | 10-10-2011 00:58 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon During sex, anyone can say I love you, but only a few are going to stay and prove it.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 00:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody can tell you who I am or what I am all about. Nobody can describe me or explain me to you. Knowing me is something you will just have to do yourself.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 00:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best relationships are the ones you didn't expect, the ones you didn't wish for, the ones you didn't plan and the ones you never saw coming.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 00:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When measuring your pen!s, you start from your prostate, right?
←Rate | 10-10-2011 00:21 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing like a sentence that goes nowhere.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 00:20 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  



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