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think of a number, double it, add six, half it, take away the number you started with, your answer is three
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09-24-2011 12:39 by
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Quick cooking question...after I boil the vegetables...what do I do with the leftover wheelchairs?
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09-24-2011 11:54 | Tags: Filtered
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I hear Putin is running again for Russian Presidency. But more importantly, how will this affect the Russian mail order brides??
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09-24-2011 11:07
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What are those small bumps around a woman's nipples? They are Braille for "s*ck here."
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09-24-2011 10:13 by
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I had a terrible dream last night. I was a baby and Dolly Parton was my mom and she bottle fed me.
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09-24-2011 09:57 by
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"The Lord moves in mysterious ways" said Peter while Jesus did the moonwalk.
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09-24-2011 09:53 by
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What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it.
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09-24-2011 09:51 by
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You know the pain pills are strong enough when taking one makes you sound like Ozzy Ozbourne.
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09-24-2011 09:41 by
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I can think of no worse slam than to tell someone that they're a Jerry Springer Show gone bad.
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09-24-2011 09:32 by
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Few people alive can resist the temptation to look at the tissue after they sneeze, even fewer after they wipe.
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09-24-2011 09:24
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It is impossible to unscrew a blown light bulb and not shake it to make sure you hear little pieces bouncing around!! I've tried, I can't!!
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09-24-2011 09:06 by
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Find a penny pick it up, and all day long you'll have significantly raised the odds of contracting a bacterial ailment.
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09-24-2011 09:00 by
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It's impossible for me to dance without making the "I'm the sh!t" face.
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09-24-2011 08:59 by
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I have the nose hair of a much older, more powerful man.
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09-24-2011 08:57 by
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There's a fine line between mandatory overtime shifts and a hostage situation.
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09-24-2011 08:28 by
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"In the libray by Prof. Plum with a wrench!!..No?! Um- Then in the Den by Col. Mustard with a Candlestick!! No?! Umm..."-said our political leaders who don't have a f*cking Clue as to what's killing our economy or how to fix it.
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09-24-2011 08:26 by
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The board game "Sorry' has done nothing but help several generations of Americans say that particular word like a true smart@ss.
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09-24-2011 08:20 by
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You never know how strong you really are until you quit bathing.
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09-24-2011 08:16 by
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Jamie Lee Curtis, please take your Activia, and blow it out your a$$.
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09-24-2011 08:15 by
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Whoever said "It's what's on the inside that counts the most" never met my ex and experienced how full of sh!t she is.
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09-24-2011 08:12 by
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