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Until the protestors organize a occupy bourbon street, they are pretty much on their on...
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10-13-2011 12:00 by
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Apple & Blackberry crumble!!!
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10-13-2011 11:40 by
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I gave three women Corona's today and not one of them appeared in a bikini! Dang false advertising!!
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10-13-2011 11:23 by
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Ok, if I agree with you and say I'm codependent will you promise to never ever leave?
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10-13-2011 11:03 by
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Next week I'm going to leave my son home and bring a canned ham to his T-ball practice and see if the coaches notice.
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10-13-2011 11:02 by
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A lot of people on the packages of Halloween costumes went on to great things such as german porn and medical catalogs.
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10-13-2011 11:02 by
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All I want is to live in a world where kids don't lose their s*** when they see Elmo.
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10-13-2011 10:55 by
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There's no difference between instant maple & brown sugar oatmeal & an oatmeal & raisin cookie so screw the system, I'm eating the cookie.
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10-13-2011 10:54 by
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I always feel tricked into exercise when I peel an orange.
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10-13-2011 10:53 by
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Anyone mind if I invented a new letter to go between M and N?
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10-13-2011 10:52 by
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It's hard to tell if someone's short email means they're mad or just busy. I always reply, "Thanks, C***face!" just in case.
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10-13-2011 10:51 by
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All is not lost. It's just a little bit hard to keep track of.
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10-13-2011 10:44 by
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I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
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10-13-2011 10:43
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Why do the best-looking cars have the dumbest drivers?
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10-13-2011 10:42
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With all these toys in the world, people choose "feelings" to play with.
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10-13-2011 10:38
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Kristen Stewart: 5 movies 1 facial expression.
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10-13-2011 10:38
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Occupying Facebook...
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10-13-2011 10:27 by
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A man asks a woman, "Can I buy you a drink?" She replies, "I don't drink, it's bad for my legs." He asks, "Do they swell?" Her reply: "No, they spread."
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10-13-2011 10:19
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I trust you but that doesn't mean jealousy won't exist anymore.
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10-13-2011 10:16
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Your/You're, Then/Than, To/Two/Too, Who's/Whose, There/Their.... Please learn the difference kids.You're our future.
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