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sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I sh*t on?”
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10-12-2011 15:41
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Mark your calendar - Valentines weekend, 2013. Die Hard 5: A Good Day to Die Hard.
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10-12-2011 15:26
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I encourage more people to become hipsters. Eventually, it will make them mainstream and the self loathing can truly begin.
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10-12-2011 15:16 by
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why is everyone complaining, my Blackberry is working just fine, holding all the papers down on my desk.
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10-12-2011 15:11
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Great news for BlackBerry users: a solution has been emailed to you.
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10-12-2011 15:05
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overheard at walmart ; customer service needed in the sporting goods, we have a customer by the balls.
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10-12-2011 14:44 by
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The last time I touched a nice ass was when my hand went through the toilet paper
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10-12-2011 14:36
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in the future i'm gonna be telling my kids "back in my day we sat the DVD player on top of the tv"
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10-12-2011 14:13 by
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I've just seen an advert for a cruise offering "ocean views". That's a shame, I wanted to stare at the f-kin engine for a week!
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10-12-2011 14:13 by
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I'm pretty sure if I put what was actually on my mind as my Facebook status, all my friends would delete me.
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10-12-2011 14:13
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You know, it wasn't always called bipolar. It once was called "being a b!tch"
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10-12-2011 14:06
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How many of my friends out there update their status' on their Blackberrys?....well?....Hello....<crickets>
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10-12-2011 13:57 by
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Dear Blackberry, I think it's nice that your honering Steve Jobs death with a 3 day silence.
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10-12-2011 13:31
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When something bad happens you have 3 choices, You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.
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10-12-2011 13:28 by
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Just spent some time manscaping. Planning to donate to 'Locks for Love'.
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10-12-2011 13:23 by
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We should be able to Text 911, you know, just in case you're hiding from a serial killer and can't talk.
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10-12-2011 13:07
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Should I wear my top up... or down ... or up... or possibly... tucked in?
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10-12-2011 13:07 by
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I cut a chunk out of my thumb at work today.HALF-DAY, BOOYAH!
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10-12-2011 12:58
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" IDK Google it " When your kid asks you a question you know nothing about.
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10-12-2011 12:43
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$1200 for a redbone hound pup....fn puppy pimps!!!
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