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   messageicon anyone out there paying attention.... good.... carry on ... if ya happened to wake up at the end of this status go back to sleep .... ... it has little or no ethereal value anyway....
←Rate | 10-12-2011 22:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best thing about me is... I can be one of the guys an also one of the girls too!
←Rate | 10-12-2011 22:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's kind of sad that they replaced Mailbox on Blue's Clues with e-mail.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 22:12 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, you have to hear a song twice before you decide you like it.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 22:10 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There comes a time when you just look at yourself in the mirror, and say"f**k it, this is as good as it's gonna get.".
←Rate | 10-12-2011 22:09 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Childhood is like being drunk. Everybody remembers it except you..
←Rate | 10-12-2011 22:08 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was better back when you could look under a bottle cap and see you won instantly, rather than this entering a code online thing they have now. I want to look under the cap and see "YOU WON!" instead of ED34GH....
←Rate | 10-12-2011 22:07 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon says 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't let Kevin Bacon die!!!!
←Rate | 10-12-2011 21:28 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just heard on the news that terrorists have hidden bombs in hundreds of cans of alphagetti spaghetti. If they go off, they could spell disaster.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 21:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know your getting old when all the athletes you watch on TV are younger than you
←Rate | 10-12-2011 21:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon when alcohol does its taxes it claims me as its dependant
←Rate | 10-12-2011 20:39 by jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know my jeans are too tight when my boxers turn into a banana hammock
←Rate | 10-12-2011 20:27 by Matt Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 reasons why I'm not a pimp. I remember birthdays, I give rides to the airport, I lend money to people, I relax on sundays and I have a horrible backhand..
←Rate | 10-12-2011 20:07 by OsamaBinDead Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think once Mark Zuckerberg gets enough friends he will stop screwing with FaceBook?
←Rate | 10-12-2011 20:02 by LauraP Comments (0)  


   messageicon If M&M's came in white wrappers, there would be too many punchlines to the beginning of this sentence.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:55 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even though they so many people die because of alcohol, you never think about how many of them are born because of it.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:54 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's got to be interesting for those kids from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition when they become teenagers Imagine trying to bring a girl back to your place. "Hey baby, ever done it in a bed shaped like a T-Rex's head?"
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:53 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate when you put some much work and effort into an assignment and still fail it miserably.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:52 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime . I tried to make some at home and theres more to it than that .
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come rappers always brag about being criminals and committing crimes, but then whine like little babies when people illegally download their music. Dang hypocrites.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:46 by g0re Comments (0)  



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