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There's no difference between instant maple & brown sugar oatmeal & an oatmeal & raisin cookie so screw the system, I'm eating the cookie.
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10-13-2011 10:54 by
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I always feel tricked into exercise when I peel an orange.
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10-13-2011 10:53 by
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Anyone mind if I invented a new letter to go between M and N?
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10-13-2011 10:52 by
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It's hard to tell if someone's short email means they're mad or just busy. I always reply, "Thanks, C***face!" just in case.
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10-13-2011 10:51 by
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All is not lost. It's just a little bit hard to keep track of.
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10-13-2011 10:44 by
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I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
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10-13-2011 10:43
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Why do the best-looking cars have the dumbest drivers?
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10-13-2011 10:42
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With all these toys in the world, people choose "feelings" to play with.
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10-13-2011 10:38
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Kristen Stewart: 5 movies 1 facial expression.
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10-13-2011 10:38
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Occupying Facebook...
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10-13-2011 10:27 by
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A man asks a woman, "Can I buy you a drink?" She replies, "I don't drink, it's bad for my legs." He asks, "Do they swell?" Her reply: "No, they spread."
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10-13-2011 10:19
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I trust you but that doesn't mean jealousy won't exist anymore.
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10-13-2011 10:16
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Your/You're, Then/Than, To/Two/Too, Who's/Whose, There/Their.... Please learn the difference kids.You're our future.
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10-13-2011 09:27
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My pharmacist mixed up my Valiuum prescription with Viaagra...It didn't help my anxiety much, but it gave me a great place to hang my hat! ツ
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10-13-2011 09:22 by
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riding that train high on cocaine!
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10-13-2011 09:13 by
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How do all these "as a busy mom" moms get time to record commercials?
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10-13-2011 09:06 by
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I really hope my death certificate doesn't read "Buried Alive".
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10-13-2011 08:57 by
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A woman gave birth shortly after finishing the Chicago Marathon on Sunday. And that's why I don't run marathons
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10-13-2011 08:57 by
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Save electricity!!! No point of turning the bathroom lights on if you're planning on just sitting there.
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10-13-2011 08:51 by
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It's rained all week. I haven't been this disspointed since that first day of 1st grade when I learned there was no more nap time.
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10-13-2011 08:43 by
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