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FB isnt the place to tell everyone your life blows..... everyone knows it the place where you pretend your life is awesome! 
From now on when some one places a depressing FB status we should all just like it. I'm sad.. my life sucks..FML.. no one loves me.. LIKE That way they get the attention they want and maybe just maybe will get the idea that FB isnt the place to tell ever
Words are cheap... unless you use one of those 900 numbers... then they are normally about $2.99 a minute!
When I die, I just want my tombstone to read “George Clooney.” That ought to pull in some visitors.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
"You can't be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn't work that way. You're already hard to want." -Peter Griffin
Being an Ahole to chicks to get rid of them is like menstruating to get rid of bears.
I was asked if I liked blowing bubbles... but I am not sure. Who is Bubbles?!
Sitting on the bus and some twat sitting next to me has decided to play vile raggarage on his loud speaker... I'm gonna either headbutt him or just return fire with some pavarotti
having Chris Hansen show up I assume is alot like getting Rick Roll'd for pedophiles
Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin
An American blue collar boy's simple pleasure: AM country classics!
My girlfriend is a retard, but she has nice boobs...so it evens out.
Tomorrow is of course the start of what most rock stations call Rocktober.
Weird to think some people will have the word "cantaloupe" in their obituary.
One day nursing homes will be full of ex-Juggalos trying to remember what their tattoos mean.
Give a man an inch he takes a mile... give a woman an inch and she will laugh her f*cking head off!!
Whenever a girl refers to me as "candy ass" I demand that she prove her theory by actually taste testing the product she is reviewing.
All voicemails from my Grandmother start with "HELLO! HELLO!" and end with her trying to dial another number.
Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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