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Moving to Google+ after a facebook change is like moving to Canada after an election. Noone actually goes through with it, and even if you did, you wouldn't have any friends when you get there.
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10-14-2011 19:41 by
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Admit it, your heart skips a beat when you see the 'number' on the globe icon whenever you login to FB ;o)
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10-14-2011 19:38 by
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Checking In' on Facebook Places is really just another way of people showing other people how much better their day is/was than yours.
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10-14-2011 19:35 by
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This Crest 3d whitening toothpaste didn't come with the glasses.
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10-14-2011 18:59
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It takes 2 to tangle- Headphones!
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10-14-2011 18:56
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When George Washington got carded he just pulled out a quarter.
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10-14-2011 18:38
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Did ya ever want to throw a breath mint in someone's mouth while they were talking?
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10-14-2011 18:22
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Fridge full of food= nothing to eat. Drawer full of clothes= nothing to wear. Internet full of sites=only on Facebook.
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10-14-2011 18:21
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Whoever decided this Halloween candy is the "fun" size is not someone I care to party with.
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10-14-2011 18:12 by
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That akward moment when a Zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you..
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10-14-2011 18:01 by
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misery is God's way of letting you know your on track!
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10-14-2011 18:00
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CNN: The most "rusted name in news".
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10-14-2011 17:54
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I'm thinking about calling child protective services on Mother Nature.
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10-14-2011 17:50
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Captain dislike came through and hated all the funny things he cant come up with... some one get the bad news bear some f**kin honey
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10-14-2011 17:36 by
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i hate how I walk by the computer and forget what I was planning on doing and instanly check here and facebook lol.
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10-14-2011 17:07 by
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if I was any more fun I'd be boobs and bubble wrap
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10-14-2011 17:04 by
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why buy a 6-pack when you can buy a 12-pack, why buy a 12-pack when you can buy a 24-pack.... screw it, I'm gettin a handle of jack
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10-14-2011 17:01 by
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Most common lie used by women.... "I dont usually do this the first night"
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10-14-2011 16:49 by
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If you can make just ONE person smile, then you're probably a really bad comedian.
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10-14-2011 16:39 by
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I took a sh!t this morning. TMI? Yeah well I don't want to read about how in love you are with your boyfriend of the week either.
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10-14-2011 16:38 by
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