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   messageicon "When you put a Sea-shell up to your ear, you can hear the ocean" ..... Duh! Hey Dumb a$$, why don't you drop the shell that you just picked up off the beach and turn around? *tada* there's the ocean......Shhhhhhhh.......now listen.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 16:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys you ever look down at the urinal and think “Oh man I am huge!!” Then realize you have your reading glasses on? Me neither.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 15:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Halloween I'm going as laundry, women love doing laundry.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 15:42 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife texted me something about a colonel being dead. I already sent a condolence letter to KFC.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 14:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dating Rule #7: When on a first date a gentleman always lets his lady have the Burger King crown...Cuz it will make her feel special....
←Rate | 10-20-2011 14:23 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bye Bye Moammar!.....Hussein☑ Bin Laden ☑ Ghadafi ☑ Nancy Pelosi ☐ ツ
←Rate | 10-20-2011 14:09 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Khaddafi. Also, RIP Qaddafi. And let us not forget: RIP Ghaddafi. And just to be safe, RIP Caddaphee.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:58 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mmmk....can we please have cheaper gasoline now that Ghaddafi is dead?
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon TWILIGHT - Breaking Dawn Part 1: how can a guy that is basically dead get a woman pregnant? when he turned into a vampire shouldn't his sperm turn to dust like Hugh Hefner?
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's the postproduction phase of eating fast food that takes the expierience all downhill.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember these 3 words and you'll always have money: Stick-em-up!
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what happened to those sexy female bodyguards of Ghaddafi.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Carlos Santana just announced his song "You've got to change your evil ways" is blaring at Gadaffi's grave.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The mad dog of the Middle East is now the stray dog of Hell's streets.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Carlos Santana wanna be, oops, I mean Muammar Gaddafi, is dead.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother George. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's George.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:16 by JOE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women like silent men... they think they're listening!
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:16 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hackers reprogrammed the YouTube page of Sesame Street using porn. One of the videos was brought to you by the letter oooohhhh...
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lindsay Lohan was taken into custody -- the good news for her parents is they can see her growing up in with all her mugshots.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Appropriately, Gaddaffi was killed by a rebel fighter standing in the sunroof of a VW van.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 12:52 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  



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