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Because I was born in the 90s I have, so far, lived through 3 decades, 2 centuries and 2 millenniums and I am yet to be 20!
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10-14-2011 13:07 by
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Nothing is ever worth giving up your class.
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10-14-2011 12:56
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Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social networking, not a diary.
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10-14-2011 12:52
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Recession update: I'm down to one burrito per paycheck. I have neither the energy nor the pico de gallo to joke about this.
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10-14-2011 12:48
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Health Tip: rubbing fruit in the palms of your hands is not a safe alternative to washing with water.
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10-14-2011 12:39 by
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amazed of how human body transforms food into sh!t...
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10-14-2011 12:39
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wondering if Linus will spend all night in the pumpkin patch again this year.
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10-14-2011 12:24
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- I sleep peacefully knowing negative energy can always be transformed into good energy with one click on that delete button ........ click , click , click ... GONE :)
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10-14-2011 11:52
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Admit it – no matter how much you play it cool, you've gotten butthurt over something minor on the Internet before.
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10-14-2011 11:52
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Went out and bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it :-s
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10-14-2011 11:48 by
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B!tch please, my bubblegum flavor lasts longer than your relationships.
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10-14-2011 11:45
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In elementary school, it was a crime to give homework on Fridays.
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10-14-2011 11:33 by
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Thinking Washington will be the answer to the world's problems is like re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
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10-14-2011 11:12 by
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We should feed tuna fish mayonnaise, thereby saving a step in the sandwich making process.
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10-14-2011 10:49 by
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I sleep peacefully knowing negative energy can always be transformed into a one night stand.
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10-14-2011 10:49 by
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My dog could have just asked for smoke instead of eating the whole pack.
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10-14-2011 10:48 by
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GEORGE SOROS HAS JETPACKS AND HE'S NOT SHARING!!!!
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10-14-2011 10:47 by
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Guy at coffee shop just requested something "dunkable." This is making me uncomfortable.
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10-14-2011 10:47 by
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ou know you're lazy when you don't have any clean bowls so you eat cereal off a plate.
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10-14-2011 10:46 by
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Excuse me. Anyone know when the Occupy Hooters rally starts?
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10-14-2011 10:21 by
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