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going to murder the most awesomest person alive, but that would be suicide
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10-28-2011 01:56
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Changing a whole text because you didn't know how to spell one word.
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10-28-2011 01:24 by
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I'm about to yell inside an envelope!....voice mail..b*tch
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10-28-2011 01:13 by
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Whoever said “nothing is impossible” has obviously never seen me doing nothing.
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10-28-2011 01:11 by
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Taking a test at school: My answer is Yes. If yes please explain...my answer is No
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10-28-2011 01:07 by
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I hate it when someone else buys the things I mentally claimed
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10-28-2011 01:06 by
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I don't know what's more awkward, Answering Dora, Or sitting there in total silence while she stares at you..
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10-28-2011 01:02 by
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everybody is always the same thing for Halloween...drunk as sh*t
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10-28-2011 01:02
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If I wave at you, you better wave back and not make me look stupid!
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10-28-2011 00:49 by
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Halloween isn't really that different than any other day.. everyone's still pretending to be someone or something their not.
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10-28-2011 00:42 by
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i like to scare girls a bit by telling them"We are going to meet my parents" on the first date.
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10-28-2011 00:28
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Studying: The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby
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10-28-2011 00:25 by
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Childbirth is nothing compared to walking through tall grass with sh!tty a$$ Pokémon.
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10-28-2011 00:23 by
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Guess I better watch the end of this little baseball game so I can say tomorrow ' yeah I saw that,didn't think (___insert winner here___) would pull it off ! The lengths I go just to fit in. ;-)
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10-28-2011 00:18 by
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What does frozen beer, burnt pizza and a pregnant girl all have in common? A dumba$$ who forgot to take it out in time.
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10-28-2011 00:08 by
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If I don't make at least one person scream, "WTF" then my day is not done yet.
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10-27-2011 23:55
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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10-27-2011 23:35
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One hour long text conversation = 5 minute face to face conversation.
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10-27-2011 23:13 by
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Diet Journal, Day 4: Going well. Lost 4 lbs already and the neighbor's daschunds are looking less like chocolate eclairs.
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10-27-2011 23:02 by
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Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck? Well breaking a condom is 18.
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10-27-2011 22:58 by
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