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I hate when you click a thumbnail to view a larger picture but the picture ends up being the same size as the thumbnail. 
BBC NEWS: Police are moving in at Dale Farm...& there's me thinking they were trying to CLEAR the site!! ;)
Great, I was already depressed and and alone, and now. just before bed my toothpaste had to fall off of my toothbrush.... still single
I hate it when your watching the most important part of a movie, and some idiot walks in the room and asks stuff like "who is he" "what is going on" "did that car just explode". Seriously, just watch the movie or get out!!!
Don't you hate it when you get texts from people like "ok" or "ya" and you don't know what to say so you just don't text back.
I call em' blackish brown paper weights. You call them bananas.
We use cuss words so much nowadays they have lost their meaning and occasional glory.
OMG one of my jokes made it to the first page under the "rating" section! This reminds me of that one time I came in 3rd place in the 4th grade science fair...
Rapper Soulja Boy was arrested on drug and weapons charges on Tuesday after a traffic stop in Georgia, police said. Now that's some good news for a change!!!
I really, really, really enjoy watching people cry when they get sent home on X Factor. I smile everytime the tears fall.
Genius is one of the many forms of insanity
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
From every setback, I make a major comeback.
I wish bugs understood the concept of personal space
Quit smoking by switching to sunflower seeds. Cured my smoking but now I have a strange desire to shit on newspaper.
Black folks always run outta Gas because "E" means "Enough" to us.
The more you care, the more you lose.
middle finger to all the b!tches that had me and played me like a fool.
It's funny how enemies stick around longer than friends do.
If I choose you over my sleep, you better feel special.
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