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I feel like I woke up an hour too early this morning 
I donated my body to science....fiction.
I think at some point a switch flicks in the heads of parents. From "study, study, study" they go "marry, marry, marry".
Its daylight saving time again people.. An you know what that means.. Playing another week of “Well it should really be this time instead of that time"We get it! Happens twice a year!
When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure.
down in the dumps...no really, this trash is deep...
Having to poop after a shower is basically your body's way of pranking you.
Say no to commercialized enterprise Christianity.
The truth hurts. So if it's hurtful it must have some element of truth to it.
If you're always honest you will never feel stupid.
Always remember "You can't save these Hoes, That's Jesus job."
Ladies: Always remember, Boys may come and go, but a man will stay.
I wish exams came with a "50/50" and a "phone a friend" option.
She fell in love with the person that I was back then. Why does she try so hard to change me into what suits her...it only drives me away.
"im thankful the idiot with the gun was too drunk to aim "---living turkey
Ooook-lahoma, where the Earthquake comes sweepin' down the plain And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet When the Tornado's come right behind the rain.!
....... In suppoert of the Ocupy Wall Street movement ... I withdrew 20 bucks from my bank and bought a burger, fries, and went to a movie!! .. Take that you evil corporations!!
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality......which would explain Edward.....
Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds.
Sometimes you just wanna get hit by a car and sometimes you just want to be the one driving and hit someone else. 