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Leftover Chinese food makes a damn fine breakfast.
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11-02-2011 17:14 by
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking
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11-02-2011 17:14 by
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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11-02-2011 17:13 by
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Thought I'd check in make sure you're all still remembering the Titans.
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11-02-2011 17:12 by
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If there's one thing that I've learned it's, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
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11-02-2011 17:12 by
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Alex, I'll take WTF for a $1000
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11-02-2011 17:04
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The show "19 Kids and Counting" could easily be renamed "People Hoarders".
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11-02-2011 17:00 by
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I bet if you put bacon bits on a bacon strip, you could travel back in time
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11-02-2011 16:59 by
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There's a new unit of measure which measures 72 days - a Kardash.
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11-02-2011 16:55 by
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How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there! I've killed, like, 15 zombies already! How come they are all holding candy?
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11-02-2011 16:45 by
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We ignore those who need us and need those who ignore us....
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11-02-2011 16:36
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Be a lady's man, not a ladies man.
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11-02-2011 16:21 by
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Candy companies need to learn that making a candy bar and eighth of its original size does not make it "fun sized," it just makes more wrappers to throw away.
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11-02-2011 16:19 by
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A good drinking game; watch Wheel of Fortune and do a shot for every time they applause.
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11-02-2011 16:17 by
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What's this I hear about some 19 year old girl getting Justin Bieber pregnant?
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11-02-2011 15:12 by
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I would enjoy my trip to the dentist's more if I could figure out why it is necessary to remove my pants for a checkup.
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11-02-2011 14:59
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it weird after having a McRib I'm craving watermelon and Red Kool-Aid!?!
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11-02-2011 14:50
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Son: "Dad, can you write in the dark?" Dad: "Uh, I think so, why?" Son: "I need you to sign my report card."
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11-02-2011 13:59
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If and when you decide to speak super nonsensical philosophy, Make sure you get the grammar right.
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11-02-2011 13:57
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A King without a Queen is still a King.
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