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Can we pretend that shooting stars in the night sky are like airplanes? I could really use some frequent-flyer miles right now...
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10-20-2011 21:32 by
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Yes, m@sturbation is a pleasant, yet quick diversion. Scratching one's own b@lls however, can provide hours and hours of limitless entertainment. At least that's what my dad says.
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10-20-2011 21:27 by
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Hello, this is OnStar Mr Gadaffi. We noticed that your car is not moving, is everything OK? ..... Hello,...Hello?
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10-20-2011 21:01
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Dont you hate when you open a bag of chips and its only 30% full? Thats how guys feel about push up bras.
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10-20-2011 20:46 by
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Why do people add "just sayin" we know you said it because we can read.
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10-20-2011 20:33
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There's a “send” button; there's a “resend button; WHY ISN'T THERE AN UNSEND BUTTON?
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10-20-2011 20:17 by
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You're cute…That's until your 30-day photoshop trial expires.
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10-20-2011 20:15 by
BEGO
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I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.
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10-20-2011 20:14 by
BEGO
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I wish my homework was horny, so it would do itself. Just sayin.
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10-20-2011 19:54
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Glad Doc Brown no longer needs plutonium for his flux capacitor, ‘cause the Libyans are to busy having a party.
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10-20-2011 19:51 by
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A semi-literate bear enthusiast will feel misled after clicking on the "grisly photo" link in Yahoo News Libya coverage.
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10-20-2011 19:31 by
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Maybe if the Libyans spent less time firing into the air, the civil war could have ended 4 months ago.
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10-20-2011 19:30 by
flinnie
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I can only assume that naming your daughter Destiny is your way of sentencing her to a life of internet web cam modelling.
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10-20-2011 19:24
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Gene Simmons killed... what the hell was he doing in libya
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10-20-2011 19:14
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This Halloween .pour bottle of oil over your naked body tah dah new born baby.
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10-20-2011 19:08
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Dear (:, you're doing it wrong. Sincerely, :).
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10-20-2011 18:54 by
@SavedByTheBiebs
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Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
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10-20-2011 18:54 by
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Why I don't like people: 1%: Logical reason. 99%: I just don't.
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10-20-2011 18:52
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No, mom. Being on twitter, facebook and youtube all at the same time is NOT called "doing nothing". It's called multitasking
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10-20-2011 18:51
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Look to the left. Now look to the right. Guess what? I just virtually slapped you :)
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10-20-2011 18:50 by
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