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Who is this Harold Camping retard? Why do people pay him and his mental illness so much attention? Why isn't he locked up in a loony house with other loonies?
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10-21-2011 13:19
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Part of me thinks I get angry easily, the other part wants to beat the crap out of it for thinking that.
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10-21-2011 13:06 by
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survived Harold Camping predictions...
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10-21-2011 12:38 by
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I just saw a guy getting head in a phone booth. I couldn't believe it what I was seeing...I haven't seen a phone booth in years!
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10-21-2011 12:23 by
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Anyone else get that odd sense of victory when your fart causes someone to open the car window in the middle of a thunderstorm??
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10-21-2011 12:20
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There are only 4 words that end of argument. Face down, Ass up.
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10-21-2011 12:16 by
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Turkey Bacon: Cause you suck at life.
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10-21-2011 12:14
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Uggs: Helping men to identify lazy women sonce 2004.
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10-21-2011 11:48 by
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OK........this is like the third Harold Camping rapture that I've been left behind and frankly it's starting to hurt my feelings : (
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10-21-2011 11:45 by
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OR you could go for the gay approach...."One man's junk is another man's treasure"
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10-21-2011 11:37 by
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If I were working 4 the turkey bacon industry I would put a giant pig sculpture made entirely out of turkey bacon in Times Square.
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10-21-2011 11:20 by
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I have Pinocchio nipples. When I tell a lie, they poke out.
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10-21-2011 11:19 by
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When a serial killer sees their victim is getting away, they should just shout"you're on scare tactics!" and then catch up and shank them.
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10-21-2011 11:15 by
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FACT: 87% of all tweets are just slightly re-worded Bon Jovi lyrics.
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10-21-2011 11:12 by
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Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows. They must still be using XP.
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10-21-2011 11:12 by
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As long as Mario is around, Luigi will forever be in the Friend Zone with Princess.
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10-21-2011 11:11
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My friend said nacho cheese dip isn't an authentic dish to bring to this Oktoberfest party, so I guess I'll draw some swastikas on the jar?
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10-21-2011 11:11 by
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It's not that we're anti-social, it's just that our phones got more interesting than human interaction.
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10-21-2011 11:09 by
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Not even 2012, Paranormal Activity 3, Shooting, Bomb Attacks, or Failing a Class is scarier then 5 missed calls from Mom.
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