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"I would of still be in High School if Google didn't exitst"
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10-21-2011 20:56 by
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I like, likeing the quotes everybody hates:)
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10-21-2011 20:56 by
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■When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: “That will be my new profile picture”.
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10-21-2011 20:29 by
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■The day Facebook adds a “Who cares?” button would be the best day ever.
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10-21-2011 20:28 by
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■Nothing is forever. Especially people. Don't have your hopes high, Friends become strangers, Lovers become friends, & People leave.
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10-21-2011 20:27 by
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Announcing that you need to pee just because it feels necessary.
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10-21-2011 20:27 by
@OMFG_Rel8able
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Lets run away together ... LOL, jk I have asthma!
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10-21-2011 20:23 by
@OMFG_Rel8able
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It's fascinating that a creature can begin as a caterpillar and end as a stepped-on caterpillar
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10-21-2011 19:52 by
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you know your day is bad when your coffee makes you tired
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10-21-2011 19:42 by
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If I have a baby girl..I'm going to name her "Charity" Then I will be able to hold fundraisers in her name...not to mention the tax breaks.
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10-21-2011 18:57
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I hate it when one of my favorite songs is out of my vocal range..
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10-21-2011 18:14 by
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why I'm single: ☑ I can't date the Internet. ☑ I can't date my favorite celebrity. ☑ I can't date myself. ☑ I can't date music.
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10-21-2011 17:53 by
@SavedByTheBiebs
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3 words 8 letters That lead to instant popularity... "I HAVE GUM"
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10-21-2011 17:49 by
@SavedByTheBiebs
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I eat the food on my plate in order from least favorite to most favorite
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10-21-2011 17:48 by
@SavedByTheBiebs
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Girls get so weird when you ask them to make a wittle baby in their tum tum... still single
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10-21-2011 17:47 by
Doc Noland
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Ugh, this girl who woke up in my bed is SO needy. She's all "Who are you?" "What'd you put in my drink?"
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10-21-2011 17:38 by
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Do you think Hugh Hefner will kill himself and let his Exotic pets loose?
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10-21-2011 17:03 by
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This morning I had to stare death directly in the eyes! Well, it was my ex, but she looks dead and it was still scary.
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10-21-2011 16:40 by
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Let's get drunk and make some bad decisions
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10-21-2011 16:28
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Nothing better then waking up with the woman YOU love. :) - Me, waking up with the woman YOU love......
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10-21-2011 16:22 by
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