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You can learn a lot about a woman from the top dresser drawer beside her bed....
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11-07-2011 12:43 by
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Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. ( MONDAY )
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11-07-2011 12:19
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No one is lazier than the people who name convenience stores.
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11-07-2011 12:05
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I'm in shape: Unfortunately it's the wrong one.
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11-07-2011 11:49
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I like my beaver how I like my chicken...free range.
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11-07-2011 10:40
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If you can text with both hands at the same time, you are Ambi-Textual.
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11-07-2011 09:52 by
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If you listen to the new Coldplay album on very good speakers you can actually hear the band growing ovaries.
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11-07-2011 09:51 by
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I'm about to get in the middle of some girl-on-girl action with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth.
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11-07-2011 09:22 by
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HEADLINE: Justin Bieber wins big, trashes rumours at EMAs. You go girrrrrrrrrrrrrl....
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11-07-2011 09:05
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you know its time to get a girlfriend when you start looking for socks behind the dryer..
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11-07-2011 08:30
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Don't tease fat girls, elephants never forget...
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11-07-2011 08:00 by
Lu
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We're probably accidentally giving ghosts handjobs all the time
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11-07-2011 07:54 by
Lu
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So many women.... So little time to disappoint them all...
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11-07-2011 07:51 by
Lu
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Commercials for toilet paper make it seem like I'll be cuddling with the ish instead of wiping with it...
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11-07-2011 07:48 by
Lu
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for a perfectly shaved forearm reach for the last Pringle in the can....
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11-07-2011 07:43 by
Lu
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I'd imagine homeless people aren't the fans of little dogs wearing sweaters
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11-07-2011 07:41 by
Lu
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i hate sitting comfortably on the couch and then discocering that my phone is more than an arm's length away. Also more than a leg's length away.
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11-07-2011 07:40 by
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They say real woman have curves. Well then... the woman sitting in front of me at the theatre is a real, real, real, real, real, real woman.
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11-07-2011 07:36
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I don't care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it
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11-07-2011 07:33 by
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I wonder if AM realises how bad it sucks compared to PM and FM?
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11-07-2011 07:32 by
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