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You think 7 years for a mirror is bad try breaking a condom
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10-26-2011 23:00
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Just because you didn't "Like" it...Doesn't mean you didn't see it!
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10-26-2011 22:50 by
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!̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅis ...Thats right I virtually cracked your screen ;P
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10-26-2011 22:49 by
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We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon Anon.
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10-26-2011 22:30 by
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I had a cab driver in Paris. The man smelled like a guy eating cheese while getting a permanent inside the septic tank of a slaughterhouse.
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10-26-2011 22:28 by
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
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10-26-2011 22:27
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My favorite animal is steak.
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10-26-2011 22:26
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It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
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10-26-2011 22:25
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I broke a mirror in my house, I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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10-26-2011 22:13
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Candyland tastes like cardboard.
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10-26-2011 22:13
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Some people don't like Vietnemese food,but I don't know what they're complaining pho.
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10-26-2011 22:11
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It was so cold today the local flasher was caught "describing" himself to women.
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10-26-2011 22:07
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Cowboys at Eagles Sunday night. Up for Homo Romo to go down on the Eagles.
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10-26-2011 22:02
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Really Olive Garden, Unlimited breadsticks? I'll have 20.000 of them. Oh I can't have 20.000? then their not unlimited are they?
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10-26-2011 21:52
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Teacher: "I am beautiful, which tense is this?" Me: "Obviously the past...”
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10-26-2011 21:50 by
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I finally know what I wana be for Halloween this year....18 Again! How scary would that be!
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10-26-2011 21:46 by
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If Facebook isn't a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it
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10-26-2011 21:44
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I finally know what I wana be for Halloween this year....18 Again!
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10-26-2011 21:37 by
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when ur a kid you ask "why do I gotta pick up my toys?"...when ur an adult you get the answer
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10-26-2011 20:41 by
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I hate that awkad moment when a dumb b!tch likes a Facebook page called "I Hate Dumb B!tches."
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10-26-2011 20:00 by
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