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"Well Fine! If you don't have anything nice to say...Then.. Take off your clothes..!?!"
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10-27-2011 21:30 by
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Whenever "your" is used instead of "you're," a puppy is beaten,
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10-27-2011 21:19
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Why do members of the military wear their uniforms on game shows? Are they going to battle after the taping?
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10-27-2011 21:14
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A Zimbabwean man says a prostitute he hired transformed into a donkey. Sounds like he got himself a real piece of ass.
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10-27-2011 21:12
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I wonder which lazy a$$ rapper decided to abbreviate the word "Crazy".... I mean c'mon that sh!ts CRAY!
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10-27-2011 21:11 by
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I still have nightmares about that time I gave my eskimo friend a house-warming present
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10-27-2011 21:09
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"Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
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10-27-2011 21:02
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Love is just a chapter in a guy`s life.. But to girls ? It's the whole book.
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10-27-2011 21:01 by
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If you're horny and you know it, use your hands.
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10-27-2011 20:43
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You made me laugh so hard, tears ran down my leg.
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10-27-2011 20:09
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you know it's holiday time when you see a charlie brown special on tv
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10-27-2011 20:06 by
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Wow...Im sittin at work watchin the snow fall... Its friggin October! Mother Nature must of finally hit menopause.. That fridgid b!tch made it snow!! Bring fall back!!!
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10-27-2011 19:42 by
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One day, your life will flash b4 your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
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10-27-2011 18:54
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been running up to strangers, tapping them shouting "YOUR IT!" and running away.
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10-27-2011 18:45
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If you having spell problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a witch aint one!!! >:(
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10-27-2011 18:37
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Blah Blah Blah can you Blah Blah Blah . Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah . I need you to Blah Blah Blah . I think my wife is talking to me
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10-27-2011 17:13
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"I don't want anyone to know I'm the one who said this" - Anonymous
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10-27-2011 16:55 by
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Definition of bravery: Trying to fart when you have diarrhea.
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10-27-2011 16:13 by
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Don't make decisions when your angry or horny =P
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10-27-2011 16:05 by
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The only thing I can truly count on in life is a calculator.
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