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I guess you cant turn a ho with a sex tape into a housewife.
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10-31-2011 14:20
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Kim Kardashian is filing divorce papers today. Is it proper etiquette for me to ask them to return the toaster I bought for them as wedding gift?
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10-31-2011 14:12 by
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KIM KARDASHIAN - The only thing she'd be happy marrying is a mirror - but even then she might be jealous.
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10-31-2011 14:09
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Welcome back home Kim. You tried to fight it, but once you go black, you never go back.
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10-31-2011 14:03
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Halloween: The one day of the year where paedophiles get home delivery.
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10-31-2011 13:42
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just heard ET has announced "A Very Special Kardashian Divorce" special to air around Thanksgiving.
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10-31-2011 13:36
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Whoever convinced these singers that they can automatically crossover to acting must be shot.
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10-31-2011 13:35
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This is nothing but a sausage fest ~ guy working at Jimmy Dean
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10-31-2011 13:22
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Do people using Twitter Twick or Tweet today??
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10-31-2011 13:01 by
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Kim Kardashian just filed for divorce. She must not be aware that I'm in a serious relationship. I'll have to let her down easy
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10-31-2011 12:33
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I wanted to spice it up a little for Halloween this year...so I blacked out all the 'contains nuts' labels on the snickers bars. Trick or treat?
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10-31-2011 12:31
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I need a great woman or two or 3 good ones.
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10-31-2011 12:24
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You would think that the 4 page instructions/warnning packet for Adderall, would include narritive pictures.
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10-31-2011 11:57 by
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Treat me right or someone else will.
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10-31-2011 11:30
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I was asked it I ever experienced Paranormal activity. I replied " Yeah , my ex girlfriend ... she's possessed by the devil and every 20-25 days it got even worse !!!"
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10-31-2011 09:53
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Nobody likes coming to this gas station anymore because of all the stabbings, but those hardly ever happen before 5pm.
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10-31-2011 09:51 by
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If dogs wrote memoirs, they'd reveal their psychological problems came from having to wear Halloween costumes as puppies.
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10-31-2011 09:48 by
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I don't burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little bit each day.
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10-31-2011 09:46 by
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Be nice to your neighbors.. They're the only ones who'll know the difference between your good screams and your bad screams..Happy Halloween!
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10-31-2011 09:41 by
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me without you is like- pepsi without cans, pedophiles without vans, Jersey Shore without tans.
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