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I bet if you put bacon bits on a bacon strip, you could travel back in time
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11-02-2011 16:59 by
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There's a new unit of measure which measures 72 days - a Kardash.
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11-02-2011 16:55 by
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How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there! I've killed, like, 15 zombies already! How come they are all holding candy?
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11-02-2011 16:45 by
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We ignore those who need us and need those who ignore us....
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11-02-2011 16:36
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Be a lady's man, not a ladies man.
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11-02-2011 16:21 by
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Candy companies need to learn that making a candy bar and eighth of its original size does not make it "fun sized," it just makes more wrappers to throw away.
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11-02-2011 16:19 by
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A good drinking game; watch Wheel of Fortune and do a shot for every time they applause.
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11-02-2011 16:17 by
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What's this I hear about some 19 year old girl getting Justin Bieber pregnant?
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11-02-2011 15:12 by
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I would enjoy my trip to the dentist's more if I could figure out why it is necessary to remove my pants for a checkup.
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11-02-2011 14:59
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it weird after having a McRib I'm craving watermelon and Red Kool-Aid!?!
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11-02-2011 14:50
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Son: "Dad, can you write in the dark?" Dad: "Uh, I think so, why?" Son: "I need you to sign my report card."
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11-02-2011 13:59
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If and when you decide to speak super nonsensical philosophy, Make sure you get the grammar right.
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11-02-2011 13:57
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A King without a Queen is still a King.
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11-02-2011 13:54
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If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in churches?
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11-02-2011 13:50 by
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I just discovered that if you slap the word "phobia" next to any other word, you can be afraid of pretty much anything.
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11-02-2011 13:46
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My thoughts should be ashamed of themselves.
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11-02-2011 13:45
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There's a fine line between entertaining and irritating.
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11-02-2011 13:44
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remember in grade school when we used our finger to spray away the cooties from a chair?
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11-02-2011 13:41
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Pat's Wednesday entertanment..... Giving several extra flushes when I hear someone in the stall on their cell phone.........
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11-02-2011 13:07
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If you can't live without me, Why aren't you dead yet?
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11-02-2011 12:20 by
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