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If you're gonna have raw sex with the person you love so much, at least do it wearing the safest thing...A WEDDING RING!
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11-20-2011 12:40
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I'm not saying this plane is small & rickety but I'm pretty sure the crossword puzzle was filled out by the Big Bopper.
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11-20-2011 12:34 by
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I am not sarcastic – I am hilarious. I am not annoying – I am just cooler than you. I am not a jerk – I just don't like you.
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11-20-2011 12:24
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Dear Life, Please, use a Lubricant.
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11-20-2011 12:19
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I will be thankful if whoever came up with this retarded "thankful" movement on facebook gets hit by a bus.
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11-20-2011 11:54
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looks like we have a 7-year old on the loose today posting all kinds of outdated and b0ring sh!t.
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11-20-2011 11:30
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You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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11-20-2011 11:14
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I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
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11-20-2011 11:13
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Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
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11-20-2011 11:12
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You remind me of my chinese friend... Ugg-lee
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11-20-2011 11:10
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She got her looks from her mother.....she was a plastic surgeon
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11-20-2011 11:09
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Okay, enough already! We get it, you like to post music from you tube of your favorite band. But that doesn't mean every song!!
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11-20-2011 10:54
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Has that kid in the Dreamworks logo even caught a single fish yet?
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11-20-2011 09:41 by
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Facebook is great for reminding me why I lost touch with certain people in the first place.
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11-20-2011 09:32 by
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Getting a lot of nice things said to me lately. I don't believe a word of it.
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11-20-2011 09:27 by
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If wishes were kisses we'd all have mono. well, until someone wished they didn't....where was I going with this?
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11-20-2011 09:26 by
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Tonight has been brought to you by WTF?
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11-20-2011 09:26 by
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Guy at coffee shop just asked for a "croissant" like he's totally a French person. It's like, calm down, dude.
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11-20-2011 09:23 by
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Blackberry's r like girls, they only work when you touch d right button! iPhones are like men,...1 Touch anywhere & they respond...!! :) :D
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11-20-2011 09:17 by
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The "Reply All" button should be password protected.
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