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X Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm 50. Grab a saucer out the cupboard I gotta feed my kitty. Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a tube of Colgate, cause when I leave for the night, I'll be back by 8.
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←Rate | 11-24-2011 14:11 by g0re | Tags: Approved
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