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Can you imagine Augustus-flavored chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it 
You and your fat girlfriend standing next to each other looking like the number 10
The tampon aisle... also known as No Man's Land.
Think inside the box. The best ideas happen during sex.
Thanksgiving Dinner at the Kardashians is no different than any other day of the year, the girls only want dark meat.
There are some people I would just like to high-five. In the face. With a tack.
Great love makes us capable of great courage. Like getting married & giving someone half your sh*t.
That uneasy moment when Edward Cullen and Santa Clause run into each other because they're both watching you sleep.
If beautiful was an hour.... You'd be an eternity. :)
says looking at the NFL schedule, the NFL needs to change who plays the Thanksgiving game. It should be Patriots vs. Redskins in Washington. Then, after the game, the Patriots kill the Redskins and take their stadium away from them...
I predict Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving again this year
Sorry folks, but until I get laid, I'm not thankful for s&!t this year.
I saw your new boyfriend. So what happened to your standards?
Guys do a pretty good impression of a meerkat whenever a pretty girl walks into a crowded bar.
I almost tripped over a Parking stop and a little old lady says "Do you want my cane?" Very funny old lady.
#OccupySesameStreet 1 bankers' corruption! Ah ah ah! 2 big too fail! Ah ah ah! 3 million foreclosures Ah ah ah!
Tried to change my password to Twilight but got an error message saying it contains too many useless characters
Ive been "priming" for Thanksgiving all week and now my underwear has become a tourniquet. Damn I'm dying. They are about to end up in my purse.
a man is like a tile floor. lay him right and you can walk on him for 30 years
Would it really hurt to use to FAWKING BLINKER PEOPLE!!!!!
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