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   messageicon I bought myself a shiny new toy that goes from zero to 215 in just three seconds......L.E.D bathroom scales! ツ
←Rate | 11-26-2011 00:15 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a wheelchair athlete used WD-40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance?
←Rate | 11-25-2011 23:22 by Rob K Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what's more disturbing than the tears of a clown? That would be the semen of a clown.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 23:04 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to go get some buffalo wings from KFC and they were completely sold out! I'm not surprised. After all, it is black Friday.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 22:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon TRY YOUR NAME IN JAPANESE: A= ka, B=tu, C=mi, D= te, E= ku, F=lu, g= ji, H= ri, I= ki, J= zu, K= me, L= ta, M= rin, N= to, O= mo, P= no, Q= ke, R= shi, S= ari, T = chi, U= do, V= ru, W=mei, X= na, Y= fu, Z= zi Then paste your japanese name below. have fun
←Rate | 11-25-2011 22:28 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'd think bringing sexy back would be hard work but all I had to so was wake up and get outta bed....
←Rate | 11-25-2011 20:55 by potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only good Black Friday is the one with Chris Tucker and Ice Cube!!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 19:10 by OddEfeX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh snap if gas gets below $3 a gallon looks like I can start dating girls out side my city limits....Whoop Whoop
←Rate | 11-25-2011 19:05 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon I failed.Again.Like any normal loser would.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 18:11 by Danielle Comments (0)  


   messageicon wish they had black friday deals for college tuitions tho..
←Rate | 11-25-2011 17:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of Black Friday? Waiting outside the stores for exhausted women on endorphin highs to come out.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 16:13 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google+ is quickly becoming the "gym membership" of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 16:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best thing about partaking in the secret santa at work means I can finally give one special lady the mustache trimmer she so desperately needs.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 16:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Notice the same people that complain about being broke are the same people that are updating status saying out shopping on Black Friday.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 15:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it you never see people checking in at the adult toy store?
←Rate | 11-25-2011 15:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa: I have been good for the past week or so. Lets just focus on that.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 15:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday... America's version of "Running of the bulls!"
←Rate | 11-25-2011 15:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm REALLY good in bed...I stay on my side and I rearly steal all the covers
←Rate | 11-25-2011 14:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe I Will be wrapping all my gifts in insulation this year since everybody's itching to see what I got them!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 14:12 by @LeeToTheG Comments (0)  


   messageicon You looked good until I realized one of your eyes don't blink and now I can't stop starring at it!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 14:12 Comments (0)  



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