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The best way to watch the new Adam Sandler film 'Jack & Jill' is to rip it to DVD, let it play on your TV, and then set your house on fire.
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11-30-2011 11:49 by
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Lindsay Lohan should at least have to spend as much time in jail as we have to spend hearing about it.
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11-30-2011 11:23 by
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When I was younger, I always used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body. However, that all changed when I was born.
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11-30-2011 10:32
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The Breakfast Club ruined detention shenanigans for the rest of us.
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11-30-2011 10:27 by
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My daughter told her mother that a kid in class showed her his peck*r. My wife flipped. My daughter said it reminded her of a peanut, so my wife asked her if it was small. My daughter said, "No, salty."
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11-30-2011 10:23 by
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Scientific fact: You do in fact have a wonderful Christmas time when you don't hear that awful Paul McCartney song.
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11-30-2011 10:19 by
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Life doesn't come with a remote, so get off your a$$ and change it.
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11-30-2011 09:55
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We may hate drunk people, but at the end of the day, they are the ONLY ones who speak the real TRUTH!
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11-30-2011 09:34
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Dear Santa I've been good all year! Ok most of the time. I Mean once in a while. Oh...F*ck it, I'll buy my own sh#t.......
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11-30-2011 09:24 by
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The Vatican's chief exorcist says yoga is a satanic practice, which means yoga just got about 11,000,000% cooler.
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11-30-2011 09:03 by
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There are times that I think that her lazy eye is just playing hard to get.
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11-30-2011 09:02 by
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A boy named Suh just gave up a lot of Johnny Cash.
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11-30-2011 09:02 by
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I'm not sure what color you guys should change your avatars to, but Starbucks is out of bran muffins.
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11-30-2011 09:02 by
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Curious George books are a great way to teach kids that single men who wear large yellow hats and own pet monkeys are in no way threatening.
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11-30-2011 08:54 by
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Seeing yet another deer crash into a car reminds me that one of us needs to tell all deer that it's time to stop texting.
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11-30-2011 08:52 by
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Nothing is scarier than an old milky eyed gypsy whispering "don'cha be 'fraid naw."
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11-30-2011 08:49 by
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Today is the national animal day,please take a moment to remember your EX
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11-30-2011 08:44 by
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If I could live my life over again, I'd do everything the same. Except for that time I sh*t my pants in 3rd grade.
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11-30-2011 08:02 by
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Lets hear it for the curvy girls. Skinny girls, please eat something, if I want to see your ribs I would ask for your x-ray.
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11-30-2011 06:20
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If self control is not eating a piece of bacon while cooking bacon, then I don't have any.
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