Conrad Murray got 4 years in the slam for killing Whacko Jacko......But he's feeling much better about the outcome since Lindsay Lohan assured him he'd probably be released in about 12 hours...
According to a recent survey just released this week, one-third of all mall Santa Claus' have had a child urinate in their lap. Even worse, the other two-thirds have urinated in their own laps.
“I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.They all hang together; half of them don't work, and the ones that do, aren't that bright.”