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4 out of 5 fingers agree that you're a good driver.
Dear people who spell shop 'shoppe', please stoppe.
It takes a great deal of courage to admit you've seen Herman Cain naked.
My girlfriend got mad at me because I didn't like her Facebook status 30 minutes after she posted it. It's not like I have a magical Facebook device on me at all times. Sent via safari for iPhone.
Hate Mondays.Annoy Tuesday.Ignore Wednesday.Smile Thursday.Love Friday.Enjoy Saturday.Damn Sunday!
People are quick to judge others, but slow to notice and correct their own mistakes.
If you didn't have bad times, you wouldn't know how to enjoy the good times.
Once you have been hurt, you're so scared to get attached again, you have a fear that every person is going to break your heart.@
'Man: Will you marry me? Woman: YES!! Man: *Takes out phone* Woman: What are you doing? Man: Updating my Relationship Status on Facebook.'
put a fork in them I believe duke is done. GO BUCKS!
enough with this Victoria Secret nonsense. If I'm watching a chick on tv, she's gotta be naked plain and simple. Girls Gone Wild is the lowest I go
Wish I could be a Victoria's Secret model... LOL JK I'm baking cupcakes and eating whipped cream straight from the can. WEA DA THICK GURLZ AT?
I really hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework!
ONCE UPON A TIME there was a girl & a boy who loved each other then a slut came along & ruined everything. THE END!
The man who really loves his girl, is the man who knows that he can make her cry... but will never try.
Kids are more fun when you can give them back.
A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no service. You can only play games.
Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate ; Friends has 7 letter, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying
What's Herman Cain and Sandusky's favorite song? "It wasn't me" by singer Shaggy featuring RicRok
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