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Dear Santa I've been good all year! Ok most of the time. I Mean once in a while. Oh...F*ck it, I'll buy my own sh#t.......
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11-30-2011 09:24 by
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The Vatican's chief exorcist says yoga is a satanic practice, which means yoga just got about 11,000,000% cooler.
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11-30-2011 09:03 by
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There are times that I think that her lazy eye is just playing hard to get.
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11-30-2011 09:02 by
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A boy named Suh just gave up a lot of Johnny Cash.
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11-30-2011 09:02 by
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I'm not sure what color you guys should change your avatars to, but Starbucks is out of bran muffins.
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11-30-2011 09:02 by
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Curious George books are a great way to teach kids that single men who wear large yellow hats and own pet monkeys are in no way threatening.
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11-30-2011 08:54 by
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Seeing yet another deer crash into a car reminds me that one of us needs to tell all deer that it's time to stop texting.
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11-30-2011 08:52 by
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Nothing is scarier than an old milky eyed gypsy whispering "don'cha be 'fraid naw."
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11-30-2011 08:49 by
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Today is the national animal day,please take a moment to remember your EX
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11-30-2011 08:44 by
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If I could live my life over again, I'd do everything the same. Except for that time I sh*t my pants in 3rd grade.
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11-30-2011 08:02 by
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Lets hear it for the curvy girls. Skinny girls, please eat something, if I want to see your ribs I would ask for your x-ray.
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11-30-2011 06:20
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If self control is not eating a piece of bacon while cooking bacon, then I don't have any.
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11-30-2011 06:16
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I found a 1 dollar bill in the dryer the other day and thought, "I bet this happens to strippers every time."
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11-30-2011 06:15
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I'm pretty sure my inability to take things seriously, will one day get me murdered.
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11-30-2011 06:11
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Just saw a guy getting jumped. I was going to help him out, but he was wearing Crocs.
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11-30-2011 06:06
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If your friends aren't making fun of you, they're not really your friends.
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11-30-2011 06:03
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Whenever I open the fridge, my dog looks at me with a face that simply says "why don't you eat all the food?"
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11-30-2011 05:58
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I LOVE beating women..... to the door so I can hold it open for them
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11-30-2011 05:55
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Apparently it is frowned upon to walk into the convenience store, grab a box of condoms and ask "where is the fitting room?"
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11-30-2011 03:17 by
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2011: You mad bro? 1800: Art thou angered brethren?
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11-30-2011 03:14 by
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