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I just noticed that giving the Kirby vacuum salesman a pot brownie made the price of the unit much more negotiable! ツ
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11-19-2011 10:04 by
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Two seagulls are flying over The Kentucky Derby. The first one says, "I'm gonna put everything I've got on Number Seven."
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11-19-2011 10:01
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How fat was she?She needed a hairdresser for each armpit.
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11-19-2011 09:59
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Here's two short jokes and one long joke...joke, joke, jjoooookkkeeee.
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11-19-2011 09:57
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What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?An epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits
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11-19-2011 09:55
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Looking to prank someone? Put Bieber tickets on really cheap & post their phone number.
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11-19-2011 09:43 by
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I hope one day I am wealthy enough to donate to every charity that sends me free address labels.
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11-19-2011 09:41 by
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I wonder if astronomers will ever find the opening credits to Stars Wars floating out there
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11-19-2011 09:40 by
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Glad my work doesn't do drug tests cause everyone would find out I'm a loser who doesn't party
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11-19-2011 09:39 by
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there is a skinny girl inside me tring to get out...but I can shut her up with cookie.
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11-19-2011 08:40
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just got back from my morning walk and got a TON of canned goods!!!!
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11-19-2011 08:24 by
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what do ducks do when they fly upside down? They quack up!!
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11-19-2011 07:42
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they say you sould talk to plants, because they can feel the love. what in the hell do you say to weed?
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11-19-2011 07:26
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About to have a threesome with Aunt Jamima and Mrs Butterworth
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11-19-2011 06:48
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Should we really lose sleep over these retards who ignore warning signs or should we just let nature take its course?
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11-19-2011 06:07
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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11-19-2011 05:57
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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11-19-2011 05:57
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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11-19-2011 05:53
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I told my wife when she turned forty I was going to trade her in for 2 20's. She told me I was not wired for 220!!!!
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11-19-2011 05:45
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Geez....Why do they only make hand creams that smell feminine? Why can't they they make one with a masculine scent? Something like Doritos or WD-40?
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