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I bet if you're a stripper, you have panic dreams where you show up in a public place, fully clothed, and you just can't seem to get naked.
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12-08-2011 09:47 by
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My girlfriend is pissed at me because she said that I never something something and that she has something somethings too.
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12-08-2011 09:45 by
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I hope the handcuffs I just found in my apartment are mine.
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12-08-2011 09:44 by
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Morning. Cold again outside but I don't mind cos it makes it more Christmasy. And yes that is a word.
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12-08-2011 09:42 by
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Saying "Let's hit up dunkin donuts" makes you fat.
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12-08-2011 09:41
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Mmmmm, Thanksgiving leftovers for breakfast. Babe, can you pour more gravy on the green meat please?
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12-08-2011 09:35
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If I ever send you LOL, you should know I prolly faked it! :P
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12-08-2011 08:57
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How's your Pagan/christian-Inspired, Secular Winter, Gift-giving, Observance Day shopping going?
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12-08-2011 08:37 by
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Still waiting to here those ghost stories they talk about in the Christmas song It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
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12-08-2011 07:53
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I was on a plane today. The stewardess said, "would you like some headphones?" I said, "sure, but how did you know my name was Phones?"
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12-08-2011 05:32 by
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♪ ♫ Rolling In The Deep ♫ ♪ ~ Me in my basement rolling a joint.
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12-08-2011 02:13
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If a guy treats you like a princess, he was obviously raised by a queen. If he treats you like crap, well..he was raised by someone along the lines of michael vick.
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12-08-2011 01:44 by
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The three stages of a relationship: 1. xoxo, 2. xxx & 3. ex
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12-08-2011 01:42 by
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If the happy in love couples are called "love birds" the miserable fighting couples should be called "angry birds"
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12-08-2011 01:40 by
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Dear whoever is reading this, you're beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile. Life is too short to be unhappy.
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12-08-2011 01:14 by
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A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
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12-08-2011 01:04
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.I texted my girlfriend saying who sang 'Party Rock Anthem'. She replied 'LMFAO'. I don't get what's so funny?
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12-08-2011 00:46 by
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Look left ═════> You failed.
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12-08-2011 00:34
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.I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund… B!tch, you make 12 million a movie & I make $12/hr. You send money..
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12-08-2011 00:25 by
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I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund… B!tch, you make 12 million a movie & I make $12/hr. You send money.
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12-08-2011 00:23 by
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