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Canadians are Eh' Holes
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11-23-2011 14:40
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I was voted most likely to travel back in time by the class of 2047
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11-23-2011 14:38 by
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Helpless romantic seeks filthy wh@re.
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11-23-2011 14:35 by
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I bet The Kardashians' have a ton of leftover white meat on Thanksgiving.
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11-23-2011 14:26 by
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I don't have an attitude problem, but I do have a solution. Go f**k yourself.
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11-23-2011 14:04
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just saw about 20 turkeys meandering on the side of the road. Pretty ballsy to be so flagrantly open the day before Thanksgiving in a recession.
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11-23-2011 14:00 by
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Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
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11-23-2011 13:58 by
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Can you imagine Augustus-flavored chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it
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11-23-2011 13:49
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You and your fat girlfriend standing next to each other looking like the number 10
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11-23-2011 13:49
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The tampon aisle... also known as No Man's Land.
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11-23-2011 13:45
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Think inside the box. The best ideas happen during sex.
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11-23-2011 13:39 by
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Thanksgiving Dinner at the Kardashians is no different than any other day of the year, the girls only want dark meat.
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11-23-2011 13:38
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There are some people I would just like to high-five. In the face. With a tack.
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11-23-2011 13:38
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Great love makes us capable of great courage. Like getting married & giving someone half your sh*t.
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11-23-2011 13:37
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That uneasy moment when Edward Cullen and Santa Clause run into each other because they're both watching you sleep.
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11-23-2011 13:35
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If beautiful was an hour.... You'd be an eternity. :)
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11-23-2011 13:31
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says looking at the NFL schedule, the NFL needs to change who plays the Thanksgiving game. It should be Patriots vs. Redskins in Washington. Then, after the game, the Patriots kill the Redskins and take their stadium away from them...
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11-23-2011 13:30
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I predict Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving again this year
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11-23-2011 13:29 by
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Sorry folks, but until I get laid, I'm not thankful for s&!t this year.
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11-23-2011 13:13 by
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I saw your new boyfriend. So what happened to your standards?
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