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   messageicon it just me or does anybody else find it weird that the Mets took out a $40 million dollar loan from Bank of America. Considering that they play at Citi Field????
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:35 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you had a real childhood then you'll remember Crash Bandicoot.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:35 by yee buddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've never had to have the need for mistle toe to get the ladies.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:33 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saying "dude." before you say something important.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:30 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in suck.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:28 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon That guy who got busted for having sex on the subway did nothing wrong...He was just 'minding the gap'.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:27 by Sammy M. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life would be so much easier if chocolate was a health food and they allowed drinking at work
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:27 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparantly Friday was National Day of the Ninja. I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:23 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon What superpower would I want? The ability to know if the bite of food is rotten or moldy BEFORE I stick in my mouth and chew!
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:21 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whats the difference between you and a hippo? One is fat, lazy, ugly, disgusting, smelly, and weird .......then there's the hippo
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:16 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people, and you're still single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHA, me too.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:14 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon A touching letter by a little girl to Santa on Christmas: Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies in daddy's laptop.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:40 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time I see a dead deer on the side of da road I'm going to leave & come back dressed as Santa Clause with a sign says, "Help, need ride"
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish my farts would make people disintegrate like in "The Darkest Hour" movie trailer.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time its acceptable for a girl to spit is if its into another girls mouth.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon smelling my clothes deciding what to wear
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Need a distraction today? Not only does 11+2=12+1, but also when you rearrange the letters in "eleven plus two," you get "twelve plus one." How many letters in each phrase? Thirteen.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:11 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cheating on a good girl is like throwing away a daimond and picking up a rock.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:07 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Is there an Elf Yourself type eCard service for condolences?
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:04 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon When people younger than me complain about getting old, I beat them to death with the agility of a much younger man.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:04 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  



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