Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Wonders how many poor undeserving children of the next generation will be named Bella, Edward, Jacob or Cullen.

   I never worry about a girlfriend cheating,.. It's how much bigger there boyfriend might be that scares me."

   "To Hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat same as worms."-Josie Wales

   wow... I think easter is a few weeks away... calm down walmart...

   & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to flip the page over.

   Dear Santa, I've been a naughty girl all year long, and it was worth it you judgemental fat ba$tard!

   I'm thankful for Facebook. Before, I would just scream out my thoughts to anyone who would damn listen.

   Fine don't text me back then. It's not like I'm obsessively checking my damn phone or anything.

   U know that Happiness is a cop car turning his lights on behind you and immediately going past you.

   *Logs onto FaceBook and reads* 5 song lyrics, 2 people telling what they're doing right then at that very moment, 3 stupid pictures of food or funny faces, 4 attempts at a witty remark, 1 truly funny witty remark, and a person who likes 75 pages.

   He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good… Sounds like Santa's got a Facebook.

   If facebook had an anonymous button, then all hell would break loose.

   Thank god Facebook is back up. I've had to phone 247 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a glass of water and going to bed, lol'. It's taken me all night!

   If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!".

   s I think they should leagalize p0t for teachers.. Think about it.. It eliminates them drinkin on the job.. It would make classes a lot more interesting, and people may actually wana stay in school.

   I think they should leagalize p0t for teachers.. Think about it.. It eliminates them drinkin on the job.. It would make classes a lot more interesting, and people may actually wana stay in school.

   I HATE the commercials that try to connect their product to a virtue of life, such as "Mayo....because everyone appreciates being with family." I could be with my family without Mayo, thanks

   It's a facebook status, not an opportunity to spill your whole life story and look for everybody's pity

   There's always that one person who's life you can watch fall apart through facebook statuse$

   I would love to hear more music that is not about sex or even love, because there is other stuff in life.