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Can you imagine how scary the Wendy William's Pushing Out a Baby Face looks?
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12-15-2011 10:06
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"I wasn't that Drunk" "Dude, you told me to give you a ride home... when the party was at your house."
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12-15-2011 09:56
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Why do women even try to talk about football? Do you see guys in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies?
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12-15-2011 09:48 by
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You CAN'T tell me that "Wendy Williams" Has Never, Wrestled For WWF.
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12-15-2011 09:45
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The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began running so I did, she screamed so I did. I never even saw what we were running from.
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12-15-2011 09:42 by
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Welcome to ATLANTA where we have three different sexes: Male, Female and Wendy Williams.
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12-15-2011 09:42
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I don't have mistletoe this year, so we'll just have to kiss under the influence.
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12-15-2011 09:42 by
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Practicing random acts of kindness at the mall. Like holding doors open. Then tripping anyone who doesn't thank me.
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12-15-2011 09:41 by
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If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes.
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12-15-2011 09:41 by
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Just replace the Star of David with a UFO, and now this nativity scene depicts the birth of Suri Cruise!
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12-15-2011 09:30 by
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That scene in Boogie Nights when Julianne Moore says "C*m on my t!ts, if you can, OK?" epitomizes what the holidays are like with my family.
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12-15-2011 09:28 by
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America's favorite neighbor isn't Applebee's. It's the neighbor I just met whose garage door code is the same as his ATM Pin (3-5-9-8).
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12-15-2011 09:26 by
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When I watch TV alone, my thumb is like a park bench for my nuts.
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12-15-2011 09:25 by
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Now that I'm older, I sometimes wonder If Hobbes really was just a product of Calvin's imagination.
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12-15-2011 09:24 by
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If you leave your phone unattended around me there is a good chance I will send a text to all of your contacts that says "I have recently turned gay."
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12-15-2011 09:24 by
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When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of chocolate covered toothpaste.
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12-15-2011 09:23 by
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Nothing says 'I hope you choke on this and die' like the gift of a fruitcake
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12-15-2011 09:22 by
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Just got back from my high school Football coach's funeral. I leaned over the casket and whispered "YOU walk it off".
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12-15-2011 09:18
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The ultimate act of trust is buying your spouse a gun, and then showing them the correct way to use it.
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12-15-2011 09:15 by
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Status update: Still Lower middle class hoping to become Lower upper class but wishing I was Upper upper class.
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12-15-2011 08:11
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