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That education connection girl couldn't have graduated because she is still in low budget commercials. 
Another sign the world is coming to an end: The Packers are losing and the Colts are winning.
Bathroom model = Body like a stripper + Face like a truck driver!
Nothing like a dysfunctional family trying to function for the Holidays.
Dear Santa, I promise to be good next year… ;)
Amazing,,, that all the xmas gifts I bought today were made in china ,,like what are the odds on that ..!!!
Profile Pictures: Guys- (•_•) Girls- (°3°)
when my wife isn't home, i'm the head of the household and what I say goes!!!
I hate ants but I love fire= Not a good combination for the ants.>:D
the moment of horror when you are in a public restroom, your pee goes in 3 differant directions and you piss on your pant leg.
the moment of horror after talking to a gorgeous woman, when you go to the men's room and spot a visible booger hanging out of your nose.
You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking.
while running full speed, that moment between life and death when someone pushes you past your speed limit
so.... I'm writing a book about my sexual exploits....Okay....a booklet....FINE....a sticky note then....Whatever....
<----- threw a crate of Milk Duds all over the floor at a Weight Watchers meeting last night....It was the best game of "Hungry Hungry Hippos" I ever saw!
Why is it there's always "that guy" wearing a jersey to a NFL game when his team is not playing there?!?!?
I realized Santa wasn't real; when my toys had "Made in China" on them.
The look on people's faces while waiting at a bus stop is the same look children make when they can't have any candy.
Random thought: What's more fucked up? A girl posting a status "I got an abortion " or people that click the "like" button her status?
Got my favorite Christmas movie, A Christmas Story, from my in-laws for my birthday. I was shocked that the DVD version is abbreviated to 90 minutes. I always thought it was 24 hours. 